What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Deli Kate » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:32 am

Littlemissmetal wrote:Her Most Furry Whimsicality (the Mog, formal name given as she's being naughty) didn't fall for my brilliant plan of putting her favourite blanket in the travel basket in the hope she would settle in there for later when I have to take her in the car.

She looked at it once, then looked back at me with the expression of "Yeah, nice try!"

Furry little nuisance :lol:


Wrap her up in the blanket, head and all. Stuff her fully wrapped into the basket and by the time she's got out of the blanket you'll have the triple combination lock on the lid :evillaff:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Twaddlefish » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:42 am

Littlemissmetal wrote:Women are stupid, as a rule.



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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Bisset » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:34 am

Motherfuckers, why would you want testing of an entire new set of printers, never before used on our infrastructure tested on Christmas Eve? Also of importance, why the fuck are you shouting at me about the scoping study, I had nothing to do with that. Finally if you do want me to test the hunk of shite then give me the proper fucking access rights you wankers!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby aaron_stacey » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:37 am

why oh why do some tv channels play the same fucking advert every break not every fucking mum goes to iceland!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:03 pm

My Dad came in while I was watching Frozen and started watching it with me (not really his sort of movie, but something to do). Then his mobile rang. He let me keep watching while he talked over it on his phone, but now he's made me pause it because of the screaming - leave the room maybe?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby absol » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:04 pm

Turns out that the rather attractive young lady I met on monday night who has the exact same music taste as me is in fact a raging lesbian :|
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:08 pm

My Dad's just made up for the pausing by finishing his call and asking me to spin the scene on. I didn't, he called me a gruesome bastard :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Sinmara » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:16 pm

This day is so slow, if it's going any slower I may have to start banging my head on the keyboard.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Danroush » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:14 pm

peypea wrote:My dad's given me flu just in time for Christmas. Knowing my luck it's probably swine flu.


Yeah my dad and stepmum gave me that, I thought i'd be fucked as usually get completely obliterated by colds, but the virus itself didn't get a chance to take hold, literally just drink litres of water and juice and soup flush it out as quickly as possible.

I know it's really basic advice that you've probably heard already, but just drink loads of them and you should possibly even flush it out by tomorrow, I got rid of it in 24 hours
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:45 pm

Spent far too much time sexy dancing with a Chinese dwarf last night. In view of my brother.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:52 pm

One of our pipes froze overnight so the central heating isn't working. Cue my dad desperately trying to unfreeze it with my hair dryer. Also, my mum's intended Christmas present turned up today after i'd bought and wrapped a new one. Typical.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:53 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:One of our pipes froze overnight so the central heating isn't working. Cue my dad desperately trying to unfreeze it with my hair dryer. Also, my mum's intended Christmas present turned up today after i'd bought and wrapped a new one. Typical.


Now she gets two presents, and you look like the best daughter ever.

Problem solved.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:58 pm

Jobdone wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:One of our pipes froze overnight so the central heating isn't working. Cue my dad desperately trying to unfreeze it with my hair dryer. Also, my mum's intended Christmas present turned up today after i'd bought and wrapped a new one. Typical.


Now she gets two presents, and you look like the best daughter ever.

Problem solved.


Nah - i'm saving present no. 2 for Mother's Day so I can be lazy 8)
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Smindas » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:03 pm

Strapping Young Kate wrote:Spent far too much time sexy dancing with a Chinese dwarf last night.

Sounds like there's a story here, Kate. Do tell.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby ANDREWHALL28 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:04 pm

why is it every other time of year , the one way system in the car park is followed , yet the last few days , no chance , then when i shout at the guy, he tells me i'm in the wrong , I then got out of my car , and amazingly he apologises WANKER :x