What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Nantha » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:32 am

shattered and hungover
excellent weekend however :)

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby jackcake » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:13 am

Spent a small fortune on new clothes for going out before remembering that I'm never invited out.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RB2610 » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:19 am

jackcake wrote:Spent a small fortune on new clothes for going out before remembering that I'm never invited out.


Be more sociable?

(Coming from me that's really something :P )
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby jackcake » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:24 am

Catch 22. I have no opportunities to go out which makes being sociable difficult.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby SpellTrim » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:25 am

Moonburp wrote:.....or you were jerking off in a classroom :lol:


Laugh you may, but a guy in my english set did this once at school. To completion. During a lesson. The only way anyone knew is that he spaffed on the shoulder of the guy in front of him.

The guy was a douchbag. But in his defence, our english teacher was ludcirously attractive.

Call bullshit if you will. I really wish it was though. :|
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RB2610 » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:37 am

jackcake wrote:Catch 22. I have no opportunities to go out which makes being sociable difficult.


So there is not a single person in existence, aside from yourself, where you live? :|
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Womble » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:37 am

SpellTrim wrote:The only way anyone knew is that he spaffed on the shoulder of the guy in front of him.


I feel really sorry for that guy. :lol:

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby mcroper » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:36 am

jackcake wrote:Catch 22. I have no opportunities to go out which makes being sociable difficult.


Come out to solihull with me and Andy :yes:

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Noodle » Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:00 am

SpellTrim wrote:
Moonburp wrote:.....or you were jerking off in a classroom :lol:


Laugh you may, but a guy in my english set did this once at school. To completion. During a lesson. The only way anyone knew is that he spaffed on the shoulder of the guy in front of him.

The guy was a douchbag. But in his defence, our english teacher was ludcirously attractive.

Call bullshit if you will. I really wish it was though. :|

:lol: :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Littlemissmetal » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:19 am

Oh dear God @ Spelltrim. :lol:

My car has it's MOT on Thursday, and up to press the steering wheel has been making this really awful scratching noise whenever I turned it (it did this when I viewed that car, then it was fixed for when I went to pick it up after buying it, and all of a sudden it's started to do it again.) So naturally I specifically mentioned it to the mechanic and asked him if he would have a look while he has the car - seem to remember it was something to do with the casing round the wheel before.

Yesterday it abruptly stopped doing it again - not a peep all the way home from Wakefield.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ndnd » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:38 am

I have just grabbed a couple of notepads and realised how many notepads i end up wasting because of how I use them.

I seem to use a page, then when I go to use it again I leave a few pages incase I add more notes...


I need a notepad this morning and cannot find 7 pages in a row.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Smindas » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:38 am

SpellTrim wrote:
Moonburp wrote:.....or you were jerking off in a classroom :lol:


Laugh you may, but a guy in my english set did this once at school. To completion. During a lesson. The only way anyone knew is that he spaffed on the shoulder of the guy in front of him.

The guy was a douchbag. But in his defence, our english teacher was ludcirously attractive.

Call bullshit if you will. I really wish it was though. :|

I definitely believe it, man. I knew guys who did that in lessons in my first secondary school - occasionally together. It was fucking grim. I remember we were working on dinosaur models in an art lesson and the teacher caught this toolbox having a barclays under the desk and quipped, "Nathan, the programme is 'Walking With Dinosaurs', not 'Wanking With Dinosaurs'" and kicked him out. It was hilarious.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ndnd » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:47 am

I was going to start a new thread, but then realised that this one could work too.

Happy miserable day everyone!

Anyone celebrating?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Bisset » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:49 am

My boiler has decided to stop giving me hot water. Piece of shit, time to call the landlady methinks!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RedTeamWins » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:14 am

Ndnd wrote:I was going to start a new thread, but then realised that this one could work too.

Happy miserable day everyone!

Anyone celebrating?

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