What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby CrapyMike » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:19 pm

there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in :x
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RB2610 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:20 pm

CrapyMike wrote:there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in :x


Shoulda punched them in the face :eyes:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby CrapyMike » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:23 pm

i tend to avoid angering psychos with knives
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Fjar » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:28 pm

James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks. :ugh:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:29 pm

Fjar wrote:James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks. :ugh:


Farts in the bath always have a bit more pong to them. I think farting in the bath is the only thing I enjoyed as a kid that I still do now :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:33 pm

Cheaper, personalised jacuzzi.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jim » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:34 pm

I can understand why farts smell worse in the bath (due to the compounds that make farts smell they do being water soluble, and therefore clinging to water vapour in the steam)... what puzzles me is why they sound even more rancid when they resonate on the floor of the tub.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:05 am

:lol:



I was about to bitch and whine about being back in the UK, but you guys have cheered me up.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Twaddlefish » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:25 am

Bedding is still drying. God damn, hurry up.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Womble » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:27 am

From the sheer amount of fart posts Fjar makes (both when she's amused and disgusted by them) makes me wonder what kind of parasite is living in James's gut.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ndnd » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:33 am

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:45 am

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby peypea » Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:17 am

3 sheets of paper short of what I need, and all the jessops within a 40 mile radius don't get stock until after my deadline.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Noodle » Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:44 am

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Haters gunna hate.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Littlemissmetal » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:14 am

Writing block rage. I have a knot, if you will, and my current feeling towards it is something akin to if I'd tried cutting it and the cutting implement bounced off said knot and hit me in the face.

I could probably do a better analogy, but I've a cup of tea, so brain activity is distracted :P
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