What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Nantha » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:48 pm

completely missed this! :cry:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby peypea » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:04 pm

Err. This got solved literally one second after posting... So ignore :3
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby absol » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:15 pm

Breaking news: Morrissey is still a cunt.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Moonburp » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:20 pm

absol wrote:Breaking news: Morrissey is still a cunt.

http://www.metro.co.uk/music/870664-mor ... ons-of-kfc

He's going to be really pissed off when he finds out they only called him a vegetarian :P
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Finnvitka » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:21 pm

and yet Morrissey fans will continue to hail him as the Messiah for fucking ever.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby corrupt_toolbox » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:23 pm

Got up, had a shower and got dressed to take the dog for a walk because my mum's ill, and the little bugger refused to go.

Also, I hope Morrissey dies.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Prozz » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:26 pm

its only nearly half 2 and this days dragging like hell, anyone in tamworth wanna come see me! i need cake

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Fjar » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:44 pm

Clementines making my nails go orange.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:26 pm

Came second on a poker tournament. Not good.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby xBERSERKERx » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:32 pm

Good if you made a profit though.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:42 pm

I got a 500 chip prize for coming second.



Not good enough. I had the guy on the ropes, tried catching him out several times (successful when the pot was tiny) and I thought I had him fucked on a straight, but I had the lower end of the straight and he had the higher end (I had 4,5,6,7,8 and he had 5,6,7,8,9). Fucking gutted.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Finnvitka » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:43 pm

I wish I was good at poker, I know someone who made like £40,000 playing poker online.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:47 pm

I wouldnt play for money unless it was with real cards, real chances and real cash. Problem with online gaming (I only play on my xbox for a bit of fun, or at work where im not allowed to gamble) is that chance seems to go out of the window. Give you this as an example, I have had four of a kind and a straight flush on the same game within 5 hands of each other. They're two of the top three hands you can have, behind a royal flush. In a real life game, the chances of that happening is out of this world.



Edit: Even one of those hands is extremely unlikely, though I have had a four of a kind with a real deck, and I cleaned two people out in the process. 6 hearts, 6 clubs, 6 diamonds and 6 of spades. Get the fuck in.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Moonburp » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:50 pm

I don't fully understand poker still. It's probably a life skill that I should get to know.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:54 pm

Moonburp wrote:I don't fully understand poker still. It's probably a life skill that I should get to know.




I learned from downloading some programme like 888.com or pkr.coms game, and just played chips. Then try and get any one of these hands with the two cards you have in your hand and the 5 cards on the table.


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The hardest thing is playing in real life and all the blagging that goes on in the game. I often blag on a Jack high if the flop (first three cards on the table) is rubbish. Just for shits and giggles, if nothing else, I unnerve the other players for the next hand.
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