What pissed you off today

[Womble]

Sliced my tongue licking the edge of a yoghurt pot.

Strawberry and blood doesn't make a very good yoghurt.

Oh fuck man I feel your pain.

Muller foil top ones are a right bastard. Thankfully I've only done that a couple of times in my life, and none have been recent.

Want to know a secret?

Don't lick the sharp bit.

[Finnvitka]

Seriously I've never sliced my tongue open on a yoghurt pot and I am the clumsy type of idiot who would

so you all must be REALLY stupid.

[RedTeamWins]

Laughing at what-I-assume-are disabilities. I'm a horrible, horrible person.

[DruidMike]

not bled that much since I stabbed myself with my sword

I detect a story behind this and would like to hear it.

Instead of posting my WPMOT, I want to hear this as well...

Hehe, it involved a replica sword on a stand which my cat kept rubbing himself on. I hadn't noticed he'd pushed it out quite far and when I turned around I bashed my arm into the sword, sword hit the wall and drove into my arm an inch or so.

I have a scar a couple of inches above my right elbow from that and yes, I really am that clumsy

[MotorAmarth]

- I have 0 confidence left in myself that I'm getting to uni this year
- I feel and look disgusting and have done all week and it's getting me down

[Strapping Young Kate]

Feel like death. And I have a headache, and I never get headaches, so it's obviously a brain tumour.

[Ndnd]

Just had a huge argument with my Mum on the phone about money (more to the point my money).
She has the nerve to tell me that I'm spending too much of my hard earned money on (god forbid) Myself!
I only spend what I can afford so do not see the problem.

[thehairyone]

Feckin' hell, my waist is too big ¬)¬ Need to control my appitite better.

[Big D]

Work.

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

WHMMUT? My good headphones are fucked and I'm stuck with some which come out well easily, and I want to go for a run, FFS.

I need music to run to dammit!

[GetToTheChoppar]

My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing.

[Turbo]

Ah I wish I went to an ace school like that. We really only used to throw pies from one side of the dinner hall to the other, and the occasional rivet (those metal things in technology) fights with plastic shields and goggles.

[fluffymoo]

Feckin' hell, my waist is too big ¬)¬ Need to control my appitite better.

Your waist is nearly non-existant! Eating more wouldn't hurt you one bit!

[thehairyone]

My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing.

Weed killer is for amateurs. Grass seed is much, much better as it just keeps coming back, and back, and back...

[GetToTheChoppar]

My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing.

Weed killer is for amateurs. Grass seed is much, much better as it just keeps coming back, and back, and back...

*takes notes*