What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Womble » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:06 am

Jobdone wrote:http://brucebadger.deviantart.com/art/The-Young-Furry-Ones-52294605

I decided to test the old "You'll find a furry of everything on DeviantArt".

It was bad.


I've never been afraid of much on the internet. I giggled through the video of the jam jar breaking in the Russian guy's arse.

But dear god, I am fucking terrified of that link and refuse to click it.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:17 am

Jobdone wrote:Ai. Being caught with "porn" is nothing compared to my mate opening my utorrent and seeing "Forced Japanese Lactation".


:lol:

Here's a good list for your perusal. Bottom 50 fetishes.
http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/fetishes.asp

Smee wrote:Same. Suppose it does have a postive consequence too (being that you only end up with a few friends but them being the best ever) but it still sucks a lot.


Yep, good friends who you just bounce off. Thing is, me and my best mates have a bizarre, nerdy sense of humour that just doesn't translate in many other social situations.

Smee wrote:I found making friends in England was really easy, but here it's as if people are waiting for you to make a mistake somehow


Come to think of it, I found that to be true, actually. After that Arnhem gig some girl said to me "you're so self-conscious". She had a point on that occasion to be honest, but when someone actually says that to you right in the midst of the social situation, it doesn't help. All I could do was come up with some lame response like "I'm drunk" cue her going "haha right, so you're self-conscious because you're drunk :| :lol: "

Your situation sounds a lot like my Farnborough/Leeds thing. In Leeds I had such an ever-increasing number of friends I felt relatively normal, even if half of them were RockSoc/Rock of Ages crazies. In a big city you've got choice of who you gravitate towards, whereas in a shit commuter town like Farnborough there's a more acute sense of whether you 'fit in', and you have to compromise with the local tards who have and will always be there and aspire to nothing better. Being back here's like being 16 again, sometimes.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Dan Jenkins » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:58 am

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:04 am

Womble wrote:
Jobdone wrote:http://brucebadger.deviantart.com/art/The-Young-Furry-Ones-52294605

I decided to test the old "You'll find a furry of everything on DeviantArt".

It was bad.


I've never been afraid of much on the internet. I giggled through the video of the jam jar breaking in the Russian guy's arse.

But dear god, I am fucking terrified of that link and refuse to click it.


That Jam Jar video is pretty fucking lulzy to be fair.

Specially when all the blood starts pouring out.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Finnvitka » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:05 am

1, my brother's friends kept me very awake last night so I'm all kinds of shattered now

2, the shower has exploded and there's no water.

Fantastic.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby isabiggles » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:21 am

Dan Jenkins wrote:
isabiggles wrote:Girls don't watch porn :rolleyes:

You're clearly the odd one out who doesn't watch porn.


I'm a guy :x
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Danroush » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:31 am

isabiggles wrote:
Dan Jenkins wrote:
isabiggles wrote:Girls don't watch porn :rolleyes:

You're clearly the odd one out who doesn't watch porn.


I'm a guy :x


That's like the 20th time that's happened, although I thought so for the first couple of weeks of seeing your posts, maybe you need a new avatar :lol:

isabiggles wrote:Ok, listen up children. I've already revealed the final bit of the story but fuck it.

Anyhoo, after many times of me having to google the name of my school to get to the site I accidently typed 'porn' into google... why.. not sure. Basically I live a lonely life (as described somewhere up above) and so perhaps I jack it off maybe 2-3 times a day which means my fingers are used to hitting those letters in that order when i'm on google. Then my dad's like (because he's fucking weird dontchaknow) "ooh, hardcore porn.. yes we want that!" and i'm like "... kill me".


:lol:

and to the other stuff, I get what you mean about the dad thing, my dad asks me a billion questions whenever he even thinks I know a single girl, my mate sent me a pic of his gf to show off then my dad saw the pic and wouldn't stop pestering me for three days :ugh:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Womble » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:41 am

Went up to the shops to buy birthday cards for friends.

I forgot they were all closed due to that Jewish zombie that's running about.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Calibur » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:04 pm

What is with all these facebook groups about Turbans that really aren't even close to being funny recently? :|

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:10 pm

I kinda wished I'd planned something for today, maybe like some sort of ridiculously twee picnic in some country garden where we've got a hamper and we're all wearing straw hats then a guy on a bicycle rings his bell and bids us good day.

But the weather's not amazing so, fuck it.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby isabiggles » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:28 pm

That's like the 20th time that's happened, although I thought so for the first couple of weeks of seeing your posts, maybe you need a new avatar :lol:


Change my avatar? What's more manly than a raging squirrel?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ms 80s » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:29 pm

BRANDY GOT ME PISSED

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Freyja » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:46 pm

Theres a local thrashy gig on tonight that I'd quite like to go to, as it's in The Croft which I really like and was hoping I'd be able to go to whilst I was in Bris for the hols (cheap cheap cider!), but there are obstacles (or an obstacle) that mean I can't go... sigh.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Dan Jenkins » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:42 pm

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Prometherion91 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:44 pm

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