What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Womble » Wed May 12, 2010 6:46 pm

HollyTheHeadbanger wrote:
DruidMike wrote:Sliced my tongue licking the edge of a yoghurt pot.

Strawberry and blood doesn't make a very good yoghurt.



Oh fuck man I feel your pain.

Muller foil top ones are a right bastard. Thankfully I've only done that a couple of times in my life, and none have been recent.


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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Finnvitka » Wed May 12, 2010 6:47 pm

Seriously I've never sliced my tongue open on a yoghurt pot and I am the clumsy type of idiot who would

so you all must be REALLY stupid.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RedTeamWins » Wed May 12, 2010 7:08 pm

Laughing at what-I-assume-are disabilities. I'm a horrible, horrible person. :|

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby DruidMike » Wed May 12, 2010 7:20 pm

thehairyone wrote:
Prometherion91 wrote:
DruidMike wrote:not bled that much since I stabbed myself with my sword :lol:


I detect a story behind this and would like to hear it. :dibbley:


Instead of posting my WPMOT, I want to hear this as well...


Hehe, it involved a replica sword on a stand which my cat kept rubbing himself on. I hadn't noticed he'd pushed it out quite far and when I turned around I bashed my arm into the sword, sword hit the wall and drove into my arm an inch or so.

I have a scar a couple of inches above my right elbow from that and yes, I really am that clumsy :lol:

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby MotorAmarth » Wed May 12, 2010 7:28 pm

- I have 0 confidence left in myself that I'm getting to uni this year
- I feel and look disgusting and have done all week and it's getting me down
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Wed May 12, 2010 7:41 pm

Feel like death. And I have a headache, and I never get headaches, so it's obviously a brain tumour.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Ndnd » Wed May 12, 2010 7:59 pm

Just had a huge argument with my Mum on the phone about money (more to the point my money).
She has the nerve to tell me that I'm spending too much of my hard earned money on (god forbid) Myself!
I only spend what I can afford so do not see the problem.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby thehairyone » Wed May 12, 2010 8:00 pm

Feckin' hell, my waist is too big ¬)¬ Need to control my appitite better.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Big D » Wed May 12, 2010 8:13 pm

Work.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Wed May 12, 2010 8:17 pm

WHMMUT? My good headphones are fucked and I'm stuck with some which come out well easily, and I want to go for a run, FFS.

I need music to run to dammit!

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Wed May 12, 2010 8:18 pm

My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing. :(
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Wed May 12, 2010 8:20 pm

Ah I wish I went to an ace school like that. We really only used to throw pies from one side of the dinner hall to the other, and the occasional rivet (those metal things in technology) fights with plastic shields and goggles. :(

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby fluffymoo » Wed May 12, 2010 8:21 pm

thehairyone wrote:Feckin' hell, my waist is too big ¬)¬ Need to control my appitite better.


Your waist is nearly non-existant! Eating more wouldn't hurt you one bit!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby thehairyone » Wed May 12, 2010 8:35 pm

GetToTheChoppar wrote:My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing. :(


Weed killer is for amateurs. Grass seed is much, much better as it just keeps coming back, and back, and back...
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Wed May 12, 2010 8:38 pm

thehairyone wrote:
GetToTheChoppar wrote:My school have covered up the massive penis which was created on the field using weed killer by covering it in a plastic sheet and a "do not cross" line type thing. :(


Weed killer is for amateurs. Grass seed is much, much better as it just keeps coming back, and back, and back...

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