What pissed you off today

[Fjar]

Yeah, I'm gonna keep this up. There's nothing else to do in this house

I only started trying to increase my flexibility yesterday, and already, after that plus today, I'm very nearly able to touch my toes, after never, ever being able to. It's a start.

[Nantha]

put on weight and i feel rubbish

[AlixB]

A massive grey hair

That's only a problem if it then falls out

Well, that's how I discovered it...Really starting to feel like an 80 year old stuck in a 23 year old's mind

Is only a problem if it reads :

A massive grey pubic hair

Too right D:

[some_thing_wild]

meant to be goin to see Inception with a friend, but he decides to be a dick and not get bck to me, sio i've been sat indoors like a pluim all day

and was sposed to be meeting another friend down there to get my ID back

[keera_envenomed]

My brownies aren't very gooey

[Noodle]

My brownies aren't very gooey

I hear Senakot is good for that...

[Jim]

My brownies aren't very gooey

I hear Senakot is good for that...

[keera_envenomed]

Wow - it took a whole 6 minutes for someone to make a poo joke!

[Noodle]

*tips hat* Pleasure to be of service

[VizardAmata]

I need to get a memory foam matress.

My mate had like a 4/5 inch layer of it ontop of his mattress at uni, and it was comfy as fuck, so having a full one must be like laying on the breasts of god.

I have a memory foam mattress and it is pretty damn good, it's even helped ease the horrible back pain I used to get.

WPMOT: Getting home from work and discovering that I had been saved a grand total of two slices of pizza.

[Finnvitka]

I would like a job where weekends mean something, plz.

[Jobdone]

I'm in that semi-melancholic state that comes only from finishing marathoning an awesome series, just to realise there's none left to watch.

God damnit Dexter

[Noodle]

Bad mood for no apparent reason. What the actual fuck?

[Turbo]

This, even more so now my satnav is now fucked.

[isabiggles]

I left band practice at 5pm for a short walk to the station hoping to catch the 5:17 train. I'm walking with the guitarist to the station and I notice that I don't have my oyster card. Being the nice guy that he is he walked back to practice spot with me and we found my oyster card in the middle of the road fortunately. Very strange and lucky. So i'd missed the train so had to catch the 5:34 train which managed to get delayed by 20 effing minutes so I only left the station at 5:54. Two and a half hours for a journey is not normal.