It's probably easier just to cut off an arm or leg than to lose weight by dieting. Perhaps I'll try it...
I dunno why people are so obbsessed by weight anyway, im a big fella but havent got a massive belly or anything, I just happen to be 6'5'' and a 'heavy built', rugby player frame. But people ask how much I weigh and when I tell them 22 Stone and they dont believe someone could be that heavy! I mean, i know a proper chubby fella at work, huge belly and he only weighs 15 stone. Strange..
So again, what is it about weight? Is it getting healthy so you dont die early? A sort of warped fear of your own mortality? I say, live for the minute, Im not going to agonise over eating salads everyday when I could get hit by a bus tommorrow.. Might as well enjoy your life while you can!
Or is it that society doesnt look kindly on fat people? So you are dieting to make yourself appear more attractive to others? Im not that vain either. If people wont accept me for what I look like, then I'm better off being single. Anyone else have thoughts/theorys on why we are obbessed with dieting?

Maybe I'll write a book...
Ok, Rant over.

Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much meade and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible.