What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Fjar » Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:55 am

Moonburp wrote:Who gets a boner at a gig anyway? :lol:


If you're packed in tight, with good-looking girls pressed up in front of you, surely boners are very likely?
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Nantha » Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:58 am

haha, If someone did that to me at a gig i'd turn round, grab and twist ;) You don't need a guy around to protect you, hold your own! if he's close enough to cop a feel, your close enough to bust his nuts

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby V-Man » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:03 pm

Some people are right creeps and that kind of thing doesnt really surprise me. Having said that though whats the chance it may have been a belt buckle or something, rather than a throbbing turgid penis.

In other news what pissed me off today was having my driving test put back. Was sposed to have it in two weeks but a bad lesson last week knocked my confidence and I mentioned rebooking it to my teacher. Somethings he's now gone ahead and done for me. I appreciate how helpful he is but it seems like since I started driving the goal posts have repeatedly moved further and further away, I just want to get it over and done with now.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby RedTeamWins » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:13 pm

V-Man wrote: a throbbing turgid penis.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Littlemissmetal » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:47 pm

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I'm on the sofa this weekend because of that. :(



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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Moonburp » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:57 pm

Fjar wrote:
Moonburp wrote:Who gets a boner at a gig anyway? :lol:


If you're packed in tight, with good-looking girls pressed up in front of you, surely boners are very likely?

Can't imagine it'd be very comfortable :P

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby VirginInvader » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:59 pm

Moonburp wrote:Who gets a boner at a gig anyway? :lol:


You've clearly never seen Steve Vai :lol:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Big D » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:11 pm

Not well.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Fjar » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:19 pm

What the hell's with the trend of going into Primark, trying on those onesie pyjama things, taking pictures of yourself and your mates, and posting it on Facebook? The British population isn't doing much to impress me today.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby V-Man » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:32 pm

Fjar wrote:What the hell's with the trend of going into Primark, trying on those onesie pyjama things, taking pictures of yourself and your mates, and posting it on Facebook? The British population isn't doing much to impress me today.


Haha bought one of these for my brother last christmas. I did it first cos Im really indie and I set trends and Im also a tr00 kvlt Christmas shopper
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:04 pm

My last set of headphones have died. :ugh:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:24 pm

Hamdir wrote:haha, If someone did that to me at a gig i'd turn round, grab and twist ;) You don't need a guy around to protect you, hold your own! if he's close enough to cop a feel, your close enough to bust his nuts


Pretty much this. Cheeky buggers.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:31 pm

Fjar wrote:
Moonburp wrote:Who gets a boner at a gig anyway? :lol:


If you're packed in tight, with good-looking girls pressed up in front of you, surely boners are very likely?

Not really, no. It's as much about the situation as it is what's going on itself. One of my exes told me she wanted to blow me while we were round my grandparents' house - it did nothing for me.

As for guys getting grabby, elbow the cunt in the jaw as hard as you can. Nobody will judge you for it and if they hit back then what'll be seen by others is some guy hitting a small girl and he'll be lucky to leave with his nose in one piece :yes:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Prometherion91 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:34 pm

I keep being invited to shitty club nights on Facebook by people I'm not friends with. Are they wizards? How are they doing this? D:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Bisset » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:00 pm

Once again being peon class in the office means I get shafted. Another project wants me (mainly because I'm a cheap resource) and want to pull me off the project I'm on, and like.

Fuck it I'm going to start looking for a new job, sick to the back teeth of this fucking company
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