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Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:19 pm
by CrapyMike
there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in :x

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:20 pm
by RB2610
CrapyMike wrote:there was no security guard at work tonight. he finished at 6 and the other one is on holiday. and of course tonight was the night that all the junkie shoplifters decided to come in and get violent when they got caught. the police were there 3 times, which could have been avoided if we had a security guard in :x


Shoulda punched them in the face :eyes:

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:23 pm
by CrapyMike
i tend to avoid angering psychos with knives

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:28 pm
by Fjar
James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks. :ugh:

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:29 pm
by VirginInvader
Fjar wrote:James farted in the bath earlier and it smelled fucking horrendous. He's still farting now, and it still stinks. :ugh:


Farts in the bath always have a bit more pong to them. I think farting in the bath is the only thing I enjoyed as a kid that I still do now :lol:

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:33 pm
by HollyTheHeadbanger
Cheaper, personalised jacuzzi.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:34 pm
by Jim
I can understand why farts smell worse in the bath (due to the compounds that make farts smell they do being water soluble, and therefore clinging to water vapour in the steam)... what puzzles me is why they sound even more rancid when they resonate on the floor of the tub.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:05 am
by Turbo
:lol:



I was about to bitch and whine about being back in the UK, but you guys have cheered me up.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:25 am
by Twaddlefish
Bedding is still drying. God damn, hurry up.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:27 am
by Womble
From the sheer amount of fart posts Fjar makes (both when she's amused and disgusted by them) makes me wonder what kind of parasite is living in James's gut.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:33 am
by Ndnd
I found a dream hotel that I thought would be ideal for Valentines, but it is mentally expensive.. :(

Unless I win the lottery...

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:45 am
by Strapping Young Kate
Whilst I do enjoy the challenge of writing to suit different contexts, a thank you letter for the Christmas money sent from a couple of which half has since died is proving particularly awkward. 'Sorry to hear about your husband, but yeah, I still cashed the cheque...'

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:17 am
by peypea
3 sheets of paper short of what I need, and all the jessops within a 40 mile radius don't get stock until after my deadline.
Fuuuuck.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:44 am
by Noodle
xBERSERKERx wrote:Having my name change declined even though more people call me Pazz than Berserker. Yet other people can change theirs! This is selective and power hungry moderator hatin' me.

Haters gunna hate.

We mods have no way of changing your name. Just so you know... By the way, none of us have ever called you 'Pazz'... :P

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:14 am
by Littlemissmetal
Writing block rage. I have a knot, if you will, and my current feeling towards it is something akin to if I'd tried cutting it and the cutting implement bounced off said knot and hit me in the face.

I could probably do a better analogy, but I've a cup of tea, so brain activity is distracted :P