Cheers for the ham!
It was the fast and stealthy one who nicked it ... and subsequently shared it with the fat one who waddles. The old one missed out totally as he was asleep on his chair in the garden. The deadly duo have since tried to steal the replacement ham but were foiled and detained in the garden!
dunno about you but now im pissed off coz my buttie was a disappointment! i made it perfect - first buttered bread, added wholegrain mustard to the bottom piece of bread, then ham, then a layer of salad cream, then a thin slither of cheese, then more salad cream, a few sliced onion bits - then i wante salt n vinegar crisps but NOOOOO the crisp thief has been again and left me only with ready salted (yak!) or prawn cocktail. so i tried the prawn cocktail, but it wasnt the same. there was no tanginess, and the prawn cocktail sauce flavour got lost and just made my buttie taste salty. damn!!
also, i gave up my job last week to finish my nurse training, which i go back to in a fortnight, so i have 2 weeks to spend with my son and chill, but a) the olympics are on instead of bargain hunt which to me is a crime, and then b) theres no more milk or even coffee mate to add to my cuppa, so ive been left without hot drinks too.
maybe these minor annoyances are an omen of worse to come!