What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:59 am

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You see? Twitter understands what we go through


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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby AlixB » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:32 am

According to the government I owe them nearly a fortnight's wage after their payroll system made a train wreck of my really super simple payslips for absolutely months. Is anyone here really good at literature who can help me sound like a reasonable human being when I explain that they can shove the bill up their arse? They've even left a small space to write it in should I feel the need.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:37 am

PM me with it if you like, I can give it a go :)
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby herzeleid » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:40 am

Be sure to remember to use upside-down font and use 'cunt' in every other word. That's how they talk down there D:

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Bisset » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:04 am

I've had fuck all sleep and have a fucking hugely important gig tonight, so long as I can save all my energy for the whole 20 minutes it's needed I should be fine but still...no sleep, whaaaaaaa
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby AlixB » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:09 am

herzeleid wrote:Be sure to remember to use upside-down font and use 'cunt' in every other word. That's how they talk down there D:


As much as Australians are amungst the most casual users of the word "cunt" (especially in and around this hospital, holy shit!) this is the government we're talking about. You know, where political correctness "the oppression of our intellectual movement so no-one says anything anymore incase somebody else gets offended" protocol plays just a big a part as filling out forms to fill out forms.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:18 am

are you still not allowed to look at small boobs incase you're a pedophile over there?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby AlixB » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:23 am

It will be soon if it's not already. You can't even look at big tits without being labelled a pervert even if they're staring you straight in the face.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Immort_Reaper » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:39 am

Fuck you OCR, I didn't want to go to uni anyway.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Finnvitka » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:42 am

My brother is incapable of speaking quietly, apparently.

Also I have to go into work in a bit, but for like half an hour to do some NVQ stuff. Pff.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:18 pm

So, my anonymous internet friend decided it was a good idea to try and contact me at work. :rolleyes:

Well done, you fool. Now I have my work's IT team tracing the address - and as I already know it's someone from here, you can believe me that I will make it public when I find out where it is.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Smindas » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:19 pm

I'm excited to find out who it is!

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Moonburp » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:21 pm

Smindas wrote:I'm excited to find out who it is!

If anyone's ever watched Dexter, it feels like the time they find out that the Bay Harbour Butcher is someone within Miami Homicide.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:28 pm

Moonburp wrote:
Smindas wrote:I'm excited to find out who it is!

If anyone's ever watched Dexter, it feels like the time they find out that the Bay Harbour Butcher is someone within Miami Homicide.


Holy shit.

That is the exact feeling right now.


My hairs standing on end with the impending drama.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby corrupt_toolbox » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:28 pm

Ooh, I like dra... justice :eyes: