Noodle wrote:I'm always staggered as to how fights actually start between apparently strangers.
usually a combination of the phrases "here, you looking ah my woman?"/"you startin'?"/"aye, your ma!"/"Mon ta fuck then!"/"I'll knack your ballix in!"/"Your ma's your da!" etc
What's a "Mon ta fuck then!"?
I'm in the amazed at how fights start group. I've been in one proper fight my whole life, and that consisted of me getting punched in the face a few times and then legging it when I realised that even if I twatted him back, he had 10 mates behind him who also wanted to kick my teeth in.
Come to think of it, that's not a fight, that's me escaping a savage beating