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Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:47 am
by Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
Noodle wrote:I'm always staggered as to how fights actually start between apparently strangers.



usually a combination of the phrases "here, you looking ah my woman?"/"you startin'?"/"aye, your ma!"/"Mon ta fuck then!"/"I'll knack your ballix in!"/"Your ma's your da!" etc

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:49 am
by metalsam
Noodle wrote:I'm always staggered as to how fights actually start between apparently strangers.


I'm always staggared I don't get in fights with strangers the way I sometimes mouth off sometimes. Not had a propr night on the town for ages though, probably why.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:57 am
by herzeleid
Noodle wrote:I'm always staggered as to how fights actually start between apparently strangers.


One person needs a way to release his inner unhappiness, so attempts to find someone else who feels the same way by way of just offering a fight, finds them, has a fight. Alcohol helps because it helps the inhibitions such as "starting a fight with a random person could get me arrested/stabbed"

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:05 am
by PhilMow
It's chuffing raining and I'm off into town in a bit.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:13 am
by Jim
PhilMow wrote:It's chuffing raining and I'm off into town in a bit.


At least less chance of a drought this summer...

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:26 am
by Applecore
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
Noodle wrote:I'm always staggered as to how fights actually start between apparently strangers.



usually a combination of the phrases "here, you looking ah my woman?"/"you startin'?"/"aye, your ma!"/"Mon ta fuck then!"/"I'll knack your ballix in!"/"Your ma's your da!" etc

What's a "Mon ta fuck then!"?

I'm in the amazed at how fights start group. I've been in one proper fight my whole life, and that consisted of me getting punched in the face a few times and then legging it when I realised that even if I twatted him back, he had 10 mates behind him who also wanted to kick my teeth in.
Come to think of it, that's not a fight, that's me escaping a savage beating :lol:

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:01 pm
by NeglectedField
To be honest, I was walking home with a portion of chips last night and thinking "if anyone tries thwacking these chips out of my hand, I'm gonna fucking kerbstomp them". Not that it would happen in that part of Bristol, nor would I be successful against the sort of person who'd do that.

Herzeleid would be right about the alcohol bit I think. Most guys have it, I'd say. Luckily I've always kept myself in check...

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:28 pm
by Christian-99
The kitchen is full of one of my housemates friends who are all cunts.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:35 pm
by NeglectedField
I'd like at least one pair of cargos that don't break somewhere.

Also Primark suit trousers are shit, second pair that's torn round the taint. Had to walk home and change once as I'd gone halfway to work then realised :eyes:

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:01 pm
by clare-l
wellllll, what did you expect from primark? surely not quality or lasting construction of clothes?

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:02 pm
by Jim
Next ftw for smart clothes that last.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:04 pm
by NeglectedField
clare-l wrote:wellllll, what did you expect from primark? surely not quality or lasting construction of clothes?


No. Just not ones that rip in the worst possible place :lol: I'll see what I can find in Next and M&S.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:05 pm
by metalsam
NeglectedField wrote:I'd like at least one pair of cargos that don't break somewhere.

Also Primark suit trousers are shit, second pair that's torn round the taint. Had to walk home and change once as I'd gone halfway to work then realised :eyes:


All my jeans from there rip in the crotch unless I get a baggy pair.

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:06 pm
by Jim
metalsam wrote:
NeglectedField wrote:I'd like at least one pair of cargos that don't break somewhere.

Also Primark suit trousers are shit, second pair that's torn round the taint. Had to walk home and change once as I'd gone halfway to work then realised :eyes:


All my jeans from there rip in the crotch unless I get a baggy pair.



Well if you wouldn't insist on this as your casual stance:

Image

:P

Re: What pissed you off today

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:11 pm
by VirginInvader
Smoker's cough. Fuck off already, it's gone lunchtime!