What pissed you off today

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:57 pm

He wants to fuck the arse off you.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby sugarmouse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:03 am

NeglectedField wrote:Sounds a bit Aspergers to be honest...


I'm going to look that up now. I don't know much about it but from what I do know, you might be right!


Turbo wrote:He wants to fuck the arse off you.

Argh!!!

Nothing's really pissed me off that much today...I'm sure I can think of something if I try hard enough though :dibbley:
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby sugarmouse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:40 pm

Is a symptom of aspergers being fascinated by really trivial things?

He's enthralled by everything I do. And I can be doing the most boring thing in the world,like making my lunch or dying my hair and he watches me with captivation, asking me a million questions abotu whatever it is, what I'm eating, why I'm putting something on it, how I cook it, is that how you're meant to do it, what colour am I dying my hair, what will it look like, why I do it like this and not like that, etc etc

DUDE!I'm not that interesting !Bog off!!

Okay I feel a bit mean now. He's pretty harmless . Just a bit weird....
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby peypea » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:41 pm

That's him as Turbo says ' wanting to fuck the arse off you'.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:45 pm

As someone who's fucking crap when I fancy someone, that sounds a lot like the sort of thing I'd do in desperation. (The asking questions, etc)
He definitely wants to be naked in/around/on you.

As for the interrupting/analyzing Facebook, etc, it could be that he doesn't know what to talk about with you, or even how to do it? So he's probably using Facebook as a common ground, hoping you're interested?
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby sugarmouse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:46 pm

Well he has more chance of fucking the pope!

I refuse to believe you are anything like he is with me, Apple!I've never known anything like it!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:51 pm

Admittedly I'm not that bad anymore, but I used to be, yeah. I was fucking hopeless around girls I liked :lol:
Obviously we're all just assuming that he fancies you, but don't be surprised if you find him stranglewanking with a pair of your tights.


I never did that.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby sugarmouse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:55 pm

Applecore wrote:Admittedly I'm not that bad anymore, but I used to be, yeah. I was fucking hopeless around girls I liked :lol:
Obviously we're all just assuming that he fancies you, but don't be surprised if you find him stranglewanking with a pair of your tights.


I never did that.


:lol: Do they sell mindbleach at Bloodstock?! :lol:

Applecore wrote:
As for the interrupting/analyzing Facebook, etc, it could be that he doesn't know what to talk about with you, or even how to do it? So he's probably using Facebook as a common ground, hoping you're interested?


Possibly I guess. I think it has got to the stage where whatever he talked about would get on my nerves now-because he just generally irritates me.

This is probably TMI but I once got a tampon stuck and told him about it. He offered to get it out, telling me he once had to go to a shop to buy tampons for a girl he used to know, so he therefore had the relevant experience...

He isn't here to defend himself and is generally a nice enough person so I will stop slagging him off, now...
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:01 pm

That's a very odd thing to say to someone.
But I guess saying you have a tampon stuck isn't exactly polite dinner conversation, either.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby sugarmouse » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:04 pm

Lol nope it definitely isn't!

In my defence I was visibly upset and when he asked me what was wrong, I couldn't think of anything else to make up-so told him the truth-what else should I have done told him I'd broken a nail or something :D

It's the believing that buying a product from a shop gives you the relevant experience to deal with a problem caused by it, that I find odd!
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Applecore » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:15 pm

"What's wrong?"
"I broke a nail"
"Then why are you sitting funny..?"

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:48 pm

Sounds like you need to make the first move. You should sit him down, and just say "shut up and take me, big boy." Do a little wink and lick your lips too. Doubt he'll get his missile out without it exploding anyway. Just don't sit him on anything you value, it will be ruined.

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Jobdone » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:39 pm

Start leaving dirty tampons on his pillow and see if he says anything.

He might just love tampons.
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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Turbo » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:55 pm

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Re: What pissed you off today

Postby Bizza » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:16 pm

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