Rub your nuts on everything he/she is likely to touch. Offer to make them a coffee and apply your bawsack to the rim of his/her cup.
Sorta should go in the bowel movement thread but it pissed me off. I have seen piles of cat shit bigger than what fell out of me today. It was on a wave of wind, made me feel properly bollocks through the lesson. I wanted to smash up the toilet. Fucking livid I was. I was expecting to be able to post a picture of it on facebook and no, fucking pathetic.
What pissed you off today
Re: What pissed you off today
Some fucktard drove into the back of my (parked) motorhome last night. Naturally, they didn't stop or leave any contact details. So now I have a battered rear quarter that will no longer be watertight
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Re: What pissed you off today
Suddenly my stuff doesn't seem as bad as Tet and Hannah's, sorry to hear it guys.
WPMOT: Fed up of having to do the work of almost an entire team. There are two of us who only do any work, the other two fuck about and are just generally shit at their job. I'm one of the more senior members so help them when they ask questions but I can't sit on their shoulder, they're adults and should know that I can't watch everything they do. Case in point today one guy spent 1 day and a half trying to run an install that wasn't working. A) He should have asked sooner for help and B) He was trying to install a patch without the original software being installed.
Fuck it.
WPMOT: Fed up of having to do the work of almost an entire team. There are two of us who only do any work, the other two fuck about and are just generally shit at their job. I'm one of the more senior members so help them when they ask questions but I can't sit on their shoulder, they're adults and should know that I can't watch everything they do. Case in point today one guy spent 1 day and a half trying to run an install that wasn't working. A) He should have asked sooner for help and B) He was trying to install a patch without the original software being installed.
Fuck it.
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Re: What pissed you off today
Yaaay. My brother in law decided to relocate his family to French Guyana a couple of months ago (he got a short term job there). Now they're all over there, he's told my sister he wants divorce, which leaves her and the kids stranded in South America. He really is an arsehole.
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You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you, you're all the same...
You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you, you're all the same...
Re: What pissed you off today
My bus was nearly 50 minutes late tonight.
But I had my book with me so it wasn't a complete disaster.
But I had my book with me so it wasn't a complete disaster.
Re: What pissed you off today
I'm not sure whether to put this in the what made you lol today or pissed off thread because it's so fucking ridiculous how retarded I am.
So I did a job and whilst carrying the gear out i put a load of cables on the roof of my car whilst I unlocked it.
Got to the warehouse to drop them off and couldn't figure out where the cables had gone.
I've just twigged it.
Fuck.
Welll looks like I'm going for a drive tomorrow morning
So I did a job and whilst carrying the gear out i put a load of cables on the roof of my car whilst I unlocked it.
Got to the warehouse to drop them off and couldn't figure out where the cables had gone.
I've just twigged it.
Fuck.
Welll looks like I'm going for a drive tomorrow morning
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Being called an anti-semite by an Israeli for stating my opposition to Zionism.... Then for the very same person going on to provide me with links stating that 98% of Palestine support Hamas... coming from Israel National News.
When will they realise that Anti-Zionism is completely different from Anti-Semitism
When will they realise that Anti-Zionism is completely different from Anti-Semitism
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Re: What pissed you off today
I had similar a few weeks ago.
Some organisation supporting Palestine was handing out leaflets calling for a protest and boycott against Jewish businesses. My argument was they shouldn't be doing it on a war memorial*. I also pointed out that if it was me doing it rather than a foreigner then I would be getting done for inciting racial hatred.
*The "bombed out church" in Liverpool. It's supposed to be a war memorial dedicated to the Blitz, but they use it for totally inappropriate things like gigs and film showings. And often have parties in it. Arseholes.
Some organisation supporting Palestine was handing out leaflets calling for a protest and boycott against Jewish businesses. My argument was they shouldn't be doing it on a war memorial*. I also pointed out that if it was me doing it rather than a foreigner then I would be getting done for inciting racial hatred.
*The "bombed out church" in Liverpool. It's supposed to be a war memorial dedicated to the Blitz, but they use it for totally inappropriate things like gigs and film showings. And often have parties in it. Arseholes.
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Re: What pissed you off today
Stuck up teachers at work. They are being dealt with though because my manager is awesome.
Re: What pissed you off today
See the independence thread.
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Best result possible. A No vote which will stop Scotland turning into Mad Max Country whilst having enough a Yes vote to hopefully start the process of real political change across the whole of the UK away from the political cabal in Westminster.
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IN the shower and knocked the screen of its rails and it smashed into a million pieces on the floor, with me in the middle. Tip toed thru them, then had to dig out the shards that had settled in the U-Bend. Better than coffee to wake you up in a morning.
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A week of interrupted sleep has completely fucked me over. I'm so tired and everything hurts, including my eyes. I think I might have a bath when I get home.
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Had one of those moments where thinking bleaching my hair white to go silver would be a good plan. Worst idea of my life. I've ran out of dye and half my hair is ginger.
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