I didn't know that that was a thing. I PMS pretty badly but that just sounds absolutely awful.
I'm with you in the wanting all that junk removed, Kate. It'd be nice to be able to put it into storage for if I ever change my mind...
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peypea wrote:I didn't know that that was a thing. I PMS pretty badly but that just sounds absolutely awful.
I'm with you in the wanting all that junk removed, Kate. It'd be nice to be able to put it into storage for if I ever change my mind...
Male contraceptive pill in 3 years, let's see how cray it makes all of us go shall we?

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The more I read and hear about the female reproductive system, the more I'm glad I got bollocks.
One girl I know had issues with the pill, tried a bunch of them, they all fucked her up. So she got a piece of metal shoved up there instead.
These are your solutions.
One girl I know had issues with the pill, tried a bunch of them, they all fucked her up. So she got a piece of metal shoved up there instead.
These are your solutions.

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Jobdone wrote:The more I read and hear about the female reproductive system, the more I'm glad I got bollocks.
One girl I know had issues with the pill, tried a bunch of them, they all fucked her up. So she got a piece of metal shoved up there instead.
These are your solutions.
There's always the catholic method of having about 14 kids.


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Bought all outstanding items to make my Christmas cakes. Already irritated as I normally have them baked by the end of August.
Cannot find the base of my square cake tin anywhere. Even looked outside the kitchen (in case it had been used for something else). Nowhere to be seen.
Today was my day off. Considering each cake has to be in the oven for at least 3.5 hours, it is a day wasted. Grrrrrr. Not even reading a book can help me recover the lost baking time
Tomorrow will buy a new tin on way home from work, only to find old base AFTER I have used the new tin.
Cannot find the base of my square cake tin anywhere. Even looked outside the kitchen (in case it had been used for something else). Nowhere to be seen.
Today was my day off. Considering each cake has to be in the oven for at least 3.5 hours, it is a day wasted. Grrrrrr. Not even reading a book can help me recover the lost baking time

Tomorrow will buy a new tin on way home from work, only to find old base AFTER I have used the new tin.
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tranmerefan wrote:Jobdone wrote:The more I read and hear about the female reproductive system, the more I'm glad I got bollocks.
One girl I know had issues with the pill, tried a bunch of them, they all fucked her up. So she got a piece of metal shoved up there instead.
These are your solutions.
There's always the catholic method of having about 14 kids.![]()
Or just not shoving any foreign objects or substances in to your body and using good ol fashioned condoms

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Yeah, I have to say since coming off the pill my mood is a lot more stable. I don't get horrendously depressed like I used to!
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Picked up a speeding conviction in some shite down in Germany. Fucking annoying. Nae idea whether it'll get as far as England, but I see no problem with doing 50 in a 30 really.
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km/h yeah?
Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?
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A full weekend where I didn't have anywhere to shut myself away from the world to recharge my energy has left me totally buggered today. I've spent 90% of the day asleep not waking until 6.30 pm. Now having to spend the evening doing everything I needed to do over the weekend for tomorrow, which includes a lot of typing, but I'm struggling to get my arms and fingers to work and having to retype loads as fingers won't move to the right keys. Living with CFS is so bloody frustrating, it upsets me.
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siliconfury wrote:km/h yeah?
Aye, my small brain doesn't understand how to drive 30kph really. It'd be faster to walk.
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Nantha wrote:yeahwondering if seeing the doctor is going to do me any good either.
I've tried like 5 different contraceptive pills and every single one of them made things worse one way or another, (one even sent me to therapy because I got seriously fucking cray), so I've been sworn off them. My hormones are literally off the fucking chain.
Well we'll see what they say, i'll let you know if I get any helpful advice or medication that does any good x
Thanks.

Jobdone wrote:One girl I know had issues with the pill, tried a bunch of them, they all fucked her up. So she got a piece of metal shoved up there instead.
Yep, this is me too.

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Bus is 40 minutes late, and I didn't bring my book with me. My life has no meaning now, I might as well just end it all. What is life without my book? Nothing. I am no one.

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fluffymoo wrote:Bus is 40 minutes late, and I didn't bring my book with me. My life has no meaning now, I might as well just end it all. What is life without my book? Nothing. I am no one.



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Greenpeace occupy coal train outside Cottam power station.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-29334128
Greenpeace activists really are fucktards.
Erm no. That locomotive weighs 130 tons. I don't think your stuffed toy would stop it.
It only stopped because health and safety nonsense makes them stop when idiots like you trespass. Trespassing on the same day that two people died in a murder/suicide. 
I notice none of these arseholes seem to work for a living.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-29334128
Greenpeace activists really are fucktards.
A large polar bear model was later placed on tracks to block them, cutting off the main supply route to the power station, the group said.
Erm no. That locomotive weighs 130 tons. I don't think your stuffed toy would stop it.


I notice none of these arseholes seem to work for a living.
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