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Postby Finnvitka » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:18 pm

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Edge Of Hell

Burly ex-metaller type Thor stars as a metal singer who takes his band to a farmhouse where they all get slaughtered. The monsters are sock-puppets except for the big baddie who is obviously a dummy being dragged around the room.

Hard Rock Zombies

Hard Rock band - who sound like Europe without the screaming guitars - get murdered by rednecks then come back from the dead and unleash a plague of zombies. Hitler's in it too.


They sound amazing.

I have a soft spot for Wild Zero.
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Re: movies

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:45 pm

Finnvitka wrote:I have a soft spot for Wild Zero.


Wild Zero fuckin' rules!
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I love how one of the tag lines seems to be "This is rock 'n' roll jet movie".
...and how it says "Brutality of screen!" on the DVD case.
I need to play the drinking game based on that.
You have to have a drink when:

- A character has a drink
- someone combs their hair
- someone says "lock 'n' loll"
- someone's head gets blown off
- something explodes
- fires shoots out of something

That would be quite a lot of drinks if my memory of the film serves me correctly.
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Postby dobbsey » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:04 pm

Adulthood

confused me - anyone where i can get an english version, or at least one with subtitles

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Postby Finnvitka » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:17 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Finnvitka wrote:I have a soft spot for Wild Zero.


Wild Zero fuckin' rules!
Shaun of the Dead claims to be the first Zom/Rom/Com, but this came out first
I love how one of the tag lines seems to be "This is rock 'n' roll jet movie".
...and how it says "Brutality of screen!" on the DVD case.
I need to play the drinking game based on that.
You have to have a drink when:

- A character has a drink
- someone combs their hair
- someone says "lock 'n' loll"
- someone's head gets blown off
- something explodes
- fires shoots out of something

That would be quite a lot of drinks if my memory of the film serves me correctly.


We watched it in film studies, it's probably the best film ever made anywhere in the world at any time.
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Postby SamChaosInc » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:41 pm

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enchantment wrote:Well apart from maybe Jesus Christ Serial Rapist, which I saw at a film festival, but I don't think ever got a general release!

HAHAHAHA man that is such a funny film name. I'll have to watch that at some point.


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Postby ANDREWHALL28 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:01 am

has anyones seen Taken yet ?, any good ?, or Righteous Kill ?

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Postby BreakAndEater » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:03 am

Death race. great film, some shitty parts but all round good
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Postby enchantment » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:14 pm

BreakAndEater wrote:Death race. great film, some shitty parts but all round good


It's just so much fun you gotta love it! It's totally dumb and stupid, but there's so much action, speed and explosions that it doesn't matter at all!

Mad Max meets Super Mario Kart!
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Postby Darkweasel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:01 pm

TIMBER FALLS
Couple go hitchhiking in the mountain woods and fall afoul of... well, you know the rest.
Surprisingly good, actually. 7/10


ZOMBIE STRIPPERS
Cheap gore, Robert Englund and tits. Lots and lots of tits.
4/10
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Postby Darkweasel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:51 pm

DANCE OF THE DEAD.

Another low budget comedy/horror with delusions of grandeur. It tries to be so many things that, unfortunately, it fails to be anything. It's a teen comedy, it's a teen romance, it's a zombie movie, it's a slapstick zombie movie, it's a socially aware eco movie and it's Troma meets Sam Raimi but with only an ounce of the style.
Basically, it's a bunch of American high school stereotypes (nerds, jocks, rebels and cheerleaders) teaming up with a teacher to fight zombies.
4/10.
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Postby i_am_a_viking » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:02 pm

ANDREWHALL28 wrote:has anyones seen Taken yet ?, any good ?, or Righteous Kill ?



I saw Taken last weekend.. it was alreet actually, yeah :)
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Postby enchantment » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:42 am

Darkweasel wrote:DANCE OF THE DEAD.

Another low budget comedy/horror with delusions of grandeur. It tries to be so many things that, unfortunately, it fails to be anything. It's a teen comedy, it's a teen romance, it's a zombie movie, it's a slapstick zombie movie, it's a socially aware eco movie and it's Troma meets Sam Raimi but with only an ounce of the style.
Basically, it's a bunch of American high school stereotypes (nerds, jocks, rebels and cheerleaders) teaming up with a teacher to fight zombies.
4/10.


What? That film's GREAT!!!

Well you did give Mirrors 8/10, so you appear to have quite unique taste :lol:

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ZOMBIE STRIPPERS
Cheap gore, Robert Englund and tits. Lots and lots of tits.
4/10


On the subject of Robert Englund:

JACK BROOKS MONSTER SLAYER

Jack Brooks is a plumber with serious anger management issues, and he's taking science classes at night school. When an ancient evil turns his science teacher (Englund) into a huge hideous multi-tentacled monster, it's time for Jack to put his rage to monster slayering. Fun B-movie

7/10
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Re: movies

Postby andeh » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:04 am

enchantment wrote:
JACK BROOKS MONSTER SLAYER

Jack Brooks is a plumber with serious anger management issues, and he's taking science classes at night school. When an ancient evil turns his science teacher (Englund) into a huge hideous multi-tentacled monster, it's time for Jack to put his rage to monster slayering. Fun B-movie

7/10


That sounds awesome. Anyone seen Buba Ho-Tep?

Elvis (Bruce Campbell) is actually not dead and growing old in a retirement home with the Lone Ranger and JFK who believes he was captured and dyed black by the FBI to protect his identity. A mummy on its way to a museum is stolen by crooks and lives in the grounds of the retirement home sucking the souls from the arses of patrons there. Cue much, much hilarity. One of the best comedies I've seen in ages.

9/10

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Postby Finnvitka » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:06 pm

andeh wrote:
That sounds awesome. Anyone seen Buba Ho-Tep?

Elvis (Bruce Campbell) is actually not dead and growing old in a retirement home with the Lone Ranger and JFK who believes he was captured and dyed black by the FBI to protect his identity. A mummy on its way to a museum is stolen by crooks and lives in the grounds of the retirement home sucking the souls from the arses of patrons there. Cue much, much hilarity. One of the best comedies I've seen in ages.

9/10


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Bubba Hotep is awesome. I wonder what happened to Bubba Nosferatu?
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