Postby Applecore » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:41 pm
As posted on the Forum Group on Facebook while this place was down...
Just watched Chopper, the remake of Last House on the Left, Freaked and now watching Green Street 2: Stand Your Ground.
Chopper - biopic of Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read, who is widely known in Australia for being a sort of vigilante, taking out various less-savoury characters in the Down-Under's criminal underworld. It's a good laugh, though, as Chopper likes to make stories his own and have fun with them. 7/10
Last House on the Left (2009) - Decent remake of Wes Craven's debut. A girl is raped, beaten and left for dead, her attackers inadvertantly go to seek shelter in her parents' home. As soon as the truth is revealed, her parents get justice. It's only really worth it for the last half hour, where the parents begin to take out bloody revenge on the attackers with a variety of tools - Hammers, fire pokers, food disposal.. Nice and bloody and more watchable than the original. 6/10
Freaked - A famous actor is sent to South America to promote a toxic fertilizer and ends up being turned into a freak to be used in a sideshow. Absolutely ridiculous film that includes Mr. T as a Bearded Lady and an uncredited role by Keanu Reeves as a mutant dog boy. Absolutely brilliant, couldn't be more bat-shit crazy unless it was produced by Troma. 8/10
As for Green Street 2, it seems there wasn't enough British films about people beating each other half to death and calling each other cunts. I'm only half an hour into it and I'm already safely going to reward this 1/10.
(I've since finished it and the rating remains 1/10)
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