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Put the world to rights here (off-topic discussion)
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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:18 pm

Kisses from Sugar Leather-whip!!!


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day, and, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.



Here is your dose of humour...



A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.





1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:



a = Fantasia

b = Chesty

c = Starr

d = Diamond

e = Montana

f = Angel

g = Sugar

h = Mimi

i = Lola

j =Kitty

k = Roxie

l = Dallas

m = Princess

n = Heidi

o = Bambi

p = Bunny

q = Brandy

r = Sugar

s = Candy

t = Raquelle

u = Sapphire

v = Cinnamon

w = Blaze

x = Trixie

y = Isis

z = Jade



2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:



a = Leather

b = Dream

c = Sunny

d = Deep

e = Heaven

f = Tight

g = Shimmer

h = Velvet

i = Lusty

j = Harley

k = Passion

l = Dazzle

m = Dixon

n = Spank

o = Glitter

p = Razor

q = Meadow

r = Glitz

s = Sparkle

t = Sweet

u = Silver

v = Tickle

w = Cherry

x = Hard

y = Night

z = Amber



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:



a = hooter

b = horn

c = tower

d = fire

e = thighs

f = hips

g = side

h = jugs

i = shock

j = cocker

k = brook

l = tush

m = sizzle

n = ridge

o = kiss

p = bomb

q = cream

r = thong

s = heat

t = whip

u = cheeks

v = rock

w = hiney

x = button

y = lick

z = juice



Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject!!
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Postby Xzar » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:45 pm

Princess Dazzlekiss...

Ouch.

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Postby MetalDuck » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:10 pm

Dallas Leather Heat :rolleyes:

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Postby Eagle » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:26 pm

Isis Heaven Hooter

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Postby Big D » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:44 pm

Dallas Glitzkiss. Um.

Anyway, I feel the same was as this guy...http://www.muchosucko.com/video-takeoffyourtshirt.html

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Postby Raven » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:06 pm

sugar passion thighs :(

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Postby Raven » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:26 pm

ah man this made me piss my pants :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNTJo4Wgmrw

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Postby Lick Mars » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:10 pm

Heidi Silver Whip :)
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Postby Dreamland » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:13 pm

Sugar Glitzthigs... Fuck :lol:

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Postby Black Utopia » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:15 pm

Sugar Glitterheat

Who said my name? 8)

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Postby LDK » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:16 pm

Fantasia Spankkiss ... best.name.ever

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Postby Twaddlefish » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:28 pm

Azimuth Schnibble and the Cosmic Gender Bender.

It's a real game...
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Postby Sherry » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:23 am

Montana GlitterButton :lol:


i Love it


I sound like a porn star !!
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Postby Lisa McNally » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:45 am

*purrs* Hello I'm Candy Sunnyridge! ;)

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Postby Sherry » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:42 am

dragonmaiden wrote:*purrs* Hello I'm Candy Sunnyridge! ;)


The worst, or best, of this is, that the names actually suit people !!! :lol:
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