A free-for-all thread

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby kaosweaver20 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:06 pm

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Applecore » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:57 pm

Just spent ages in the bathroom, now my socks are wet, the sink is covered in hair and I'm bleeding a little bit.



If I grow any kind of beard again I'm not shaving the cunt off.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby kaosweaver20 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:59 pm

I end up leaving the bathroom looking like Sweeney Todd's parlour after cutting off the tiniest bit of stubble, so I dread going a beard. :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Applecore » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:02 pm

Tbh with the length it had gotten, I should have used a beard trimmer (or at least scissors) first to get the most down before going in with the Gillette Fusion.

Fuck it, no way but the hard way :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby kaosweaver20 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:56 pm

I don't wanna cut myself like I did last time. Half way through the morning's lesson, still with blood dripping down my face. "Sir, are you dying?"
"Yes. I think I might be, I think I might be." :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby thehairyone » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:24 pm

If you cut yourself anyway and you have some length of beard, I recommend one of these:

http://www.bluebeards-revenge.co.uk/blo ... le-blades/

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This is what I use and while I frequently nick myself, it will go through damn near any length of hair. Once you've tried a few times it's really easy to do.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Beardy » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:29 pm

Served some bird who was apparently on the X Factor a few years ago at work today. Wouldn't have known her from Adam (or should that be Eve? :lol: ) if someone else hadn't have pointed it out.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby kaosweaver20 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:28 pm

Beardy wrote:Served some bird who was apparently on the X Factor a few years ago at work today. Wouldn't have known her from Adam (or should that be Eve? :lol: ) if someone else hadn't have pointed it out.


I wouldn't recognise most of the WINNERS unless somebody pointed them out, if we're being honest. :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:56 pm

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Keep your eyes on the cross, peripheral vision is cray :?

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby peypea » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:25 pm

The fuck. My brain is flipping their eyes so the outer corner is where the inner corner should be. What.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:35 pm

To be fair, some of those later ones are photoshopped in some way to fuck with you even more.

Still. Perception be crazy yo.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Owen » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:58 pm

gandalf the red wrote:I never seem to recognise 'celebrities' even when they are really famous. I once got asked directions by Charlton Heston and didn't notice it was him until My Brother pointed it out. :oops:

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:10 pm

To be fair, I have no idea who Charlton Heston is, don't think I've even heard the name

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Famous dude from old movies.

I wouldn't be able to tell him apart from any other random old dude these days though, so eh.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Owen » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:29 pm

He's fucking Taylor.

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