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Metal Dog
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Postby Metal Dog » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:38 pm

Sammi Curr wrote:EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:


7:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
12:30 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! TUMMY RUB! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING ON MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Pricks. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

DAY 184 OF MY CAPTIVITY:

Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile creatures, I again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Note-to-self: I think I'll try crapping under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?

DAY 185 OF MY CAPTIVITY:

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Damn! Not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "ellergeez." Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 186 OF MY CAPTIVITY:

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He must obviously be a bloody half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time... the sonofabitch.


Where did you get this is it somwhere on the net? If so is there anymore and can you post a link please
I visualise the cold reality, But if I don't try,
The answer dies inside of me
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Postby Fatboy » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:03 am

im not a pet person!

i have no interest in pets of any kind.

but hey thats just me :D

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Postby IronEagle » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:17 am

S-MARTS top of the line, shop smart, shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT!

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Postby Fatboy » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:00 pm

anyone seen this before?

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Postby Xzar » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:33 pm

That is genius! the lip syncing is spot on! :lol:

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Postby Dream Thief » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:05 pm

:lol: that's cool!!
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Postby IronEagle » Sat Sep 18, 2004 2:16 pm

that is the funnyest thing ive watched in ages

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Postby jackcake » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:59 pm

Image

:o
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Postby Metal Dog » Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:07 pm

jackcake wrote:Image

:o


That's a big pussy!
I visualise the cold reality, But if I don't try,

The answer dies inside of me

Poison - Blind Faith

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Postby Ross » Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:56 am

That song is very funny.

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Postby Big_Sol » Sun Sep 19, 2004 8:22 am

That pussy is very hairy and could do with a trim really :eyes:
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Postby Fatboy » Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:05 am

Big_Sol wrote:That pussy is very hairy and could do with a trim really :eyes:
:lol: :lol: the inuendo :lol: :lol: cant take it :lol: :lol: cant breath :lol: :thud:



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Postby Ross » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:56 am

old woman holding up her flabby pussy for all to see...





























Ignore me.

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Postby IronEagle » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:15 am

that pic and the following innuendo deserve
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Postby Fatboy » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:28 pm

well thats good

ive going to see Balance of silence tomorrow in Cov

they are quite good


my first time there since the night of goats :P