A free-for-all thread

Postby **Eagle** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:45 pm

Rocky VI Trailer posted online!

http://www.spoil-sports.com/RockyVI.htm

Postby **Eagle** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:08 am

Wahooo! I'm going to be rich, rich I say! And hopefully I'll get intimately associated with this dead bloke's daughter! Unless of course she's a shaven down mountain gorilla!

Check this e-mail:

Dear Friend

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into a relationship with you, I got your contact from a foreigners guest book in my earnest search for a reliable and God's fearing person whom I can entrust,not only that,but to have you as a good friend.When I got your email I was motivated to go down on my kness and prayed over it,later I was convinced by my instict to mail you.

I am MISS JENEVIVE SCOTT the only daughter of chief and MRS ANITA JOHNSON SCOTT, My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Lome, The economic capital of Togo before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business trip.

When my mother died on the 21st october 1984,My father took me so special because I am motherless,Before the death of my father on 29th of march 2002 in a private hospital(CABINET MEDICAL PELAGIE) here in Lome, He secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has a sum of us$2,700,000 left in a suspence account in a bank here in lome,That he used my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explain to me That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose especial in the area of real estate management.

I have already since contacted this bank with regards to this deposit in my name and my intending plan to retransfer the money abroad for investment. The bank managment made me to understand that the transfer can be done oline upon my request.

Dear,I am honourablly seeking your assistance in the following ways

(.1)To help me to transfer this fund from the
bank here to your account in your country

(2.)To serve as guardian of this fund since I am a girl of 27 years,

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education.

Moreover,I am willing to offer you a handsome percentage of the total said amount, but I don't have to run into conclusion without our agreement.I think you have to mail me stating your wish and idea Furthermore,I will be sending to you my Pictures including every DOCUMENTS ascertained from the bank when the money was deposited by my Late Father.

You can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven working days I will be anticipating to hear from you soonest.Please you are advice to reply
this mail as soon as possible.

Thanks and God bless you.
Best Regards,
MISS JENEVIVE SCOTT

Postby **Jonoleth** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:35 am

Haha! Be honest Eagle, your not in it for the money are ya... Your hoping she's willing to pay for your assistance in less conventional (and more sexy) ways!

:lol:

Postby **Sherry** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:13 am

Don't do it Eagle!

I believe she intends to use you in evil ways !!

Don't be fooled by her Togo charm

i bet she looks like the back of a bus

Postby **Fatboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:17 am

Eagle wrote: e-mail

I had one almost exactly the same as that last week

Postby **Lisa McNally** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:27 am

Fatboy wrote:
Eagle wrote: e-mail

I had one almost exactly the same as that last week

Fatboy - how could be so cruel as to burst Eagle's bubble like that! :lol:

Postby **Fatboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:32 am

dragonmaiden wrote:
Fatboy wrote:
Eagle wrote: e-mail

I had one almost exactly the same as that last week

Fatboy - you've burst Eagle's bubble! He thought she was willing to undertake sundry 'nasty' acts!

sorry but..

Eagle i couldnt let you be duped by this sultry vixen and her wicked wiles!!

well not without a video camera :eyes:

Postby **Lisa McNally** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:38 pm

Just visualise this ....

Me and the young one walking through central Middlesbrough ... searching for an i-pod ... me clutching a full length plastic axe and Georgia a full length plastic scythe ala CoB ... hair flowing ... dressed in black and fur! :lol:

Yep ... great way of ensuring that people let you past ... I think I'll do it again nearer Xmas!

Postby **Eagle** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:00 pm

Star Wars 3 - Revenge Of The Sith

http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode3/plot.html

Looks like this film will be a stonker!

Postby **Fatboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:23 pm

Eagle wrote: e-mail

look what i just got

email wrote:From: serena20000@quick.cz
Subject: DEAR BROTHER IN THE LORD.

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married
to Dr. Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait embassy in
Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year
2002.We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only
four days. Before his death we were both born again
christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the
Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of US$5M. (Five Million U.S. Dollars)
with a finance/security company in Europe.
Presently, this money is still with the Security Company
but the security company has threaten to return the consignment
to Kuwait in two weeks after i die which I do not want.
Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the
next Three months due to cancer problem. Though what
disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my
condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better
still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the
way I am going to instruct here in.
I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches,
orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to
ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that
giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child
that will inherit this money and my husband relatives
are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want
a situation where this money will be used in an
ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I
know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case
and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health because
of the presence of my husband's relatives around me
always. I don't want them to know about this development.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I
receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
Finance/ Security Company in Europe. I will
also issue you a letter of authority that will prove
you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want
you and the church to always pray for me because the
lord is my shephard.
My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy
Christian. however that wants to serve the Lord must
serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be
prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your
reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
Christian individual for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.
N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN
SOUTH AFRICA IMMEDIATELY,
HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTAND IN AND I
BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME.
NAME: Kelvin jones
Reply to my lawyer's private email: christ_mark@fastermail.com
with further details
I will give you my lawyer's number so that you will give him a call.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Serena Jones
Reply to my private email: serenajones_2005@fastermail.com

ive left the email addresses in just incase one of you wishes to reply

Postby **Dream Thief** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:31 pm

Now that's wierd!! :lol:

Anyways, guys.....I am about to disappear for a week as I'm best man at a mates wedding and I'ts in Cyprus so as I depart very early tomorrow I have no more free time so I shall bid you all fond farewell and shall return to this sacred ground next Sunday night!!

So, bye for now....catch you all when I get back!!

Postby **Fatboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:38 pm

Dream Thief wrote:bye for now....catch you all when I get back!!

bye

enjoy the wedding
:drink:

Postby **Xzar** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:16 pm

Weren't these letters a big scam in the non cyber form in the 80s/early 90s? I remember reading a Reader's Digest article about them along with pyramid schemes etc.

Anyone who replies has to be a complete idiot. Everyone knows for any kind of woman you go to http://www.bride.ru and that's $10,000 with marriage guranteed! No scams involved! woohoo!

Postby **Fatboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:19 pm

Xzar wrote:http://www.bride.ru

*Bookmarked for later in life*
:eyes:

Postby **Xzar** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:23 pm

Good isn't it?

Sometimes looking through it though you meet a real sob story and just wonder if you should give them money anyway...

Then you reason with yourself and think they are probably working with the russian mafia and will steal your organs while you're asleep to sell back home!