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Postby Jonoleth » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:25 pm

Fatboy, despite your dissapointing girth, you ARE rock n' roll! JD's on your corn flakes next my man...
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Postby Heralder » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:53 pm

Richie Hell wrote:
Xzar wrote:People with trousers tucked into their boots have conquered half the world on several different occasions and are currently pwning Iraq.


Ross on the other hand only conquered Wakefield, and is currently pwning me.

Nothing chav like in wearing a shirt every now and again. And my drunken Bruce Dickinson impression ruled. But you had to be there. And be drunk. For 4 days.


And you going to leeds fest was the most stupidest f**king thing you had ever done in your life so you cant say ross looks stupid when you are stupid for going to leeds felch :P

Btw 4 days is a girls game. Come on a booze session with me and ill teach you how to drink proper :yes: :lol:
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Postby Richie Hell » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:46 pm

Here's the next installment of "me looking like a drunken idiot". At this point I had decided to use a random fire spinning stick thing as an air guitar. I think some random death metal was being pplayed at the time or something.

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Free drink* to the first person to photoshop that into an actual guitar.

*Subject to you being in the same establishment as me in the afternoon prior to the Edguy gig.
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Postby jackcake » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:02 pm

Ahh, that's nothing. There's supposedly video footage of me going berserk to Accept at The Bassment. But my mate with the cam lives in Newcy.
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Postby PaulMaiden » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:32 pm

I'll post footage of me going insane at our gig on friday, as I will. full leathers I think, plenty of air guitar for me!

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Postby Fatboy » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:45 pm

Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 06:19:29 -0400 (AST)
Subject: pls help my kids and God would bless you..
From: "Mrs Mukumbu Mbandi" <mukumbu@zonai.com>


DEAR FRIEND,

HOW ARE YOU? I PRAY THIS MESSAGE REACHES YOU IN GOOD HEALTH, I AM
MAKING
THIS CONTACT BASED ON MY PRESENT CONDITION, BASED ON
TRUST,FAITHFULNESS
AND HOPE IRRESPECTIVE OF THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NOT MET OR SPOKEN
BEFORE,AND BECAUSE OF MY PRESENT PREDICAMENT AM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE TO
YOU,
I WANT TO REMAIN POSITIVE THAT YOU WILL HEAR ME OUT AND UNDERSTAND MY
FULL
INTENTIONS OF CONTACTING YOU.I ALSO WANT TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL BE
CAPABLE OF HELPING ME OUT AND HANDLING THE COMPLETION OF MY DREAMS FOR
MY
CHILDREN,WHICH WILL ALSO BE BENEFICIAL TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY TOO.


I AM MRS MUKUMBU MBANDI FROM ANGOLA,I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE
INDUSTRY
TRADE DIRECTORY OF YOUR COUNTRY,AM ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU AND
INFORMATION
WHICH MEANS A LOT TO MY LIFE AND THE FUTURE OF MY FAMILY AND I WANT IT
TO
REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN US.MY LATE HUSBAND UNITA REBEL LEADER JONAS
MUTU MBANDI WHO WAS KILLED BY THE ANGOLAN MILITARY
FORCE AS A RESULT OF THE ISSUE OF MINERAL AND DIAMOND
ALLOCATION,DEPOSITED
THE SUM OF $5.5M GOTTEN FROM THE SALES OF DIAMOND SMUGGLED INTO
NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY IN A SUNDARY ACCOUNT WITH A BANK IN
AFRICA,PRESENTLY
AM NOW A REFUGEE DUE TO THE WAR, THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND AND THE SEIZED
ME
OF OUR BELONGINGS.


I CAN NOT MAKE WITHDRAW OF THE FUND DUE TO MY PRESENT STATUS AND
BECAUSE
THE FUND WAS DEPOSITED WITH A FOREIGN PARTNER AS BENEFICIARY,THIS WAS
USE
AS A CODE FOR SECURITY REASONS.I HAVE IN POSSESION OF ALL THE
DOCUMENTS.WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO ASSIST ME TO GET THE FUND
WITHDRAW
AND TRANSFERED TO YOUR COUNTRY WHERE I AND MY CHILDREN CAN BEGIN A NEW
LIFE.WE SHALL OPEN A SMALL ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK IN YOUR NAME WHERE THE
FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO AND THEN TRANSFERED TO YOUR NOMINATED
ACCOUNT.

I WILL GIVE YOU 15% OF THE MONEY FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE 5% FOR ANY
EXPENSES
WE MIGHT INCURE DURING THIS TRANSFER.THERE IS NO RISK IN THIS
TRANSACTION,
I WILL BE EMPLOYING THE SERVICES OF A LAWYER TO ENSURE THE LEGALITY AND
SAFETY OF THE FUND.I WILL USE THE REMAINING MONEY FOR AN INVESTMENT IN
YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE FUTURE OF MY CHILDREN.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND CAN MAINTAIN THE VERY CONFIDENCE OF THIS
TRANSFER PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATLY.I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT
PRESENTLY AM A REFUGEEE IN LOME TOGO BECAUSE OF THE KILLING OF MY
HUSBAND,I HAVE THREE CHILDREN TWO BOYS AND A GIRL.AN AGREEMENT WILL BE
WRITTEN BETWEEN YOU AND ME BEFORE THE TRANSACTION. MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL
IS
: mukumbu@movemail.com

AWAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY
MRS M MBANDI.
CONTACT:mukumbu@movemail.com


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:rolleyes: another one of these stupid things

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Postby Xzar » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:48 pm

Fucking commie rebel scum.

Who from Togo has just three kids anyway? obvious fake :lol:

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Postby Lisa McNally » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:53 pm

Someone actually wrote in to my team today to apply for 'passionate leave'! Does that count as a couple of 'duvet days'! :lol:

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Postby Fatboy » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:54 pm

Xzar wrote:Who from Togo has just three kids anyway? obvious fake :lol:
:lol: :lol: thats funny cos its true :lol: :lol:

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Postby Big D » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:02 pm

There's a bloke made it his life's mission to make the guys that send these e-mails suffer. If I can find the site I'll post the link.

Here we go:
http://www.419eater.com/

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Postby jackcake » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:50 pm

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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Postby Dream Thief » Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:06 pm

Yeah I hate those mails.....bloody people wanting to come and scrounge from our 'too bloody daft to see what's really going on' government.

Yeah, if no-one was aware my attitude toeards immigrants and refugees took a serious knock just yesterday....those people who send these mails really do need to suffer!!! :x
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Postby Karl Gibbens » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:23 am

ah scam baiting a sport i could take up i have skills to be good at that sport (fingers to type with) see the 419eater site and you'll see what i mean. I pity the ppl that send these gits cash...
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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:33 am

Yeah, kill em all!!!! :x :x :x

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Postby Eagle » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:12 pm

Recently I fell victim to another cunning police camera speed trap again. Rather then got more points on my licence, tomorrow I have to go on a speeding seminar course.

I'd probably have been given a lesser punishment if I was an asylum seeker with no tax, MOT, insurance & licence but there you go.

I shall post tomorrow and let you all know of my adventure at the speeding seminar club!