A free-for-all thread

Postby **IronEagle** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:25 pm

mark, your an evil basardo!!!!!!!

id never do that to a cat, meanie! :finger:

Last.fm · Postby **jackcake** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:23 pm

Cats have already learnt to stay away from me. :lol:

Postby **MetalDuck** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:04 pm

There are a few here who may find out that Manticores are very dangerous cats indeed. :evillaff:

Puddy Tats are

so ease off or I'll be round to see ya.

Postby **IronEagle** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:26 pm

breaking mascot news -

FLUFFY THE SNAKE MASCOT OF BLOODSTOCK OPEN AIR THIS JUNE HAS EATEN MEMO'S OLDER BROTHER MEM!!!! memo is, as you know, the ironeagle mascot of bloodstock 2004.

a passer by took the following photo of the carnage, please if you are sensative to animals eating other animals, do not look at the following picture:

MEMO released this staement on his website today : He was my brother, i loved him, this will be avenged, i will return to bloodstock open air, i will have vengeance for my brother, FLUFFY WILL PAY!

FLUFFY released this statment to reply - Its a bloody teddy fish, and more to the point im a bloody painting, seriously i mean come on it was done in bloody photoshop... its got white marks and everything, it doesnt even look convincing, and another thing, i cant alk, what the f....

A very disturbed mascot there, obviously trying to cover up his guilt

it looks like bloodstock open air will be filled with more than its fair share of drama, keep your eye open for more mascot news to follow.

let it be noted that fluffy is not the official name of the BOA mascot snake, it is just the only name that comes to mind in the absence of a real name for the mascot, if a different name is announced, i shall ammend my posts accordingly

Postby **lars_ulrichs_blister** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:21 pm

Sorry cat lovers. i couldnt resist my last post, im not a cat lover meself TBH im allergic to them and they make my face swell up esp round the eyes. a bit like a bad dose of hayfever. However a :slap:

is desrved for me for upsetting you cat fans, sorry :dibbley:

Postby **Splatbaby** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:53 pm

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Calling all cat haters

A bit of harmless fun.

1) Place a large mirror flat, face up on the floor

2) Take one cat and stand it on top of the mirror glass

3) Wait

4) Enjoy the cats reaction when it eventually looks down and sees it is apparently standing in mid-air with another cat below. Cats can apparently leap eight feet vertically into the air from a standing start.

Such fun....

\00/ LUB \00/

i have a cat, i tried it, she wasn't bothered, she licked the glass and walked off in search of food!

Postby **Metal Dog** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:38 pm

Be very proud to be British because...

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

I found this while browsing today. Well it amused me anyway.

Postby **Jonoleth** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:09 pm

Problem being half of those things happen in other countries too... And half of them arent that ironic...

Postby **Eagle** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:48 pm

New Pope is Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger!

Keeping Catholics safe from the Cylon Tyranny!

Postby **lars_ulrichs_blister** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:59 am

Eagle wrote:

New Pope is Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger!

Keeping Catholics safe from the Cylon Tyranny!

Postby **Metal Dog** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:00 am

Jonoleth wrote:Problem being half of those things happen in other countries too... And half of them arent that ironic...

I didn't say that I found it accurate or ironic just that I found it amusing

Postby **Karl Gibbens** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:55 am

Splatbaby wrote:
lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Calling all cat haters

A bit of harmless fun.

1) Place a large mirror flat, face up on the floor

2) Take one cat and stand it on top of the mirror glass

3) Wait

4) Enjoy the cats reaction when it eventually looks down and sees it is apparently standing in mid-air with another cat below. Cats can apparently leap eight feet vertically into the air from a standing start.

Such fun....

\00/ LUB \00/

i have a cat, i tried it, she wasn't bothered, she licked the glass and walked off in search of food!

but your cat is scared of me ME!!! for smegs sake

Postby **wroed** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:55 pm

Anyone else at the Morbid Angel gig last night?

It was bloody awesome!

http://www.rockersdigest.com/default.as ... 2&artid=96

Postby **Dream Thief** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:15 pm

Damn I didn't even know they were playing. Typical it would have been in London.

If they came up north I'd see them for sure but getting up at 5.30 for work means midweek gigs that far are pretty difficult

Nice review btw

Postby **Richie Hell** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:23 pm

Damn, that looked awesome.

I thought about going for ages, but in the end I chose not too because of financial constraints, and I wanted a night in the bar to catch up with everyone at uni again.