A free-for-all thread

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby thehairyone » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:23 pm

Finnvitka wrote:that's a bit of an unfair comparison, men seem to like playing with their bits at any available opportunity


Well, they're just dangling there... why would we not want to fiddle with something that is just there not doing much most of the time?
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Finnvitka » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:26 pm

you could say that our breasts are doing the same but we don't feel the need to play with them constantly!

or at least not in public.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Danroush » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:28 pm

Finnvitka wrote:you could say that our breasts are doing the same but we don't feel the need to play with them constantly!

or at least not in public.


Exactly, in public :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby mcroper » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:57 pm

Womble wrote:
Fjar wrote:Do men enjoy holding their penis when they're standing up to piss? No? Well then. ;)


I don't know what you've learned by watching James, but we don't 'pump' the piss out. :P


I do, I do it with my leg like in Austin Powers 3

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:01 pm

Prometherion91 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObknmaH9po


best film ever

And mens bits are so fun to play with (not in a sexual way) I love playing with cocks. Theres so many different bits to move about. If I had one, I'd be playing all the time.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby CrapyMike » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:02 pm

you can play with mine if you want










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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:06 pm

CrapyMike wrote:you can play with mine if you want










:eyes:

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Fjar » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:09 pm

Best thing that men's bits do is the creepy mind-of-its-own scrotum thing, where it all swims around and moves on its own. :D
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby metalsam » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:09 pm

Nantha wrote:
CrapyMike wrote:you can play with mine if you want










:eyes:

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'


This sounds dangerous. But #3 is hilarious :lol:

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Danroush » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:13 pm

Nantha wrote:
CrapyMike wrote:you can play with mine if you want







:eyes:

trust me, you wouldnt. It would piss you off no end.
My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'



We've said it before, but you're a real classy lady Hamdir :lol:
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.


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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby mcroper » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:24 pm

Nantha wrote:My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'


Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Fjar » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:27 pm

mcroper wrote:
Nantha wrote:My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'


Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?


It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Danroush » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:29 pm

Fjar wrote:
mcroper wrote:
Nantha wrote:My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'


Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?


It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.

:lol: sounds about right
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!

TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.


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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:36 pm

to be honest, i'd probably hate it yeah :lol:

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby CrapyMike » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:41 pm

Fjar wrote:
mcroper wrote:
Nantha wrote:My favorite games include 'how quick does it get hard and soft' which can be played over a span of several hours, 'how far can i bend it down' and 'when i do this i can make it look like its talking'


Right, i hate when girls do shit like this. Would you like us doing stuff like that to your lady areas?


It's hands on genitals. Unless your punching it or slapping it, any contact is good.

personally, i like it when women slap my willy.




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