A free-for-all thread

[Immort_Reaper]

Touché guys. I shouldn't be allowed the internet when I've been drinking.

[Immort_Reaper]

getting off with a coursemate is univerasly a bad idea. Mondah is going to be more than a klittlej awkward.

Don't tell me this when you convinced me otherwise (in my situation) you bumface.

Your situation was completely different! It's totally a good idea for you! D:

[Jage]

I haven't snogged her. Lol I think this has got confused.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

apparently if you rip the labels of drink bottles it means you're sexually frustrated

[Fjar]

apparently if you rip the labels of drink bottles it means you're sexually frustrated

I watched a mate of mine peel all the labels off her Brothers bottle yesterday, and I wondered whether to bring this up or not.

[Jobdone]

apparently if you rip the labels of drink bottles it means you're sexually frustrated

Some girl asked me that a while ago.

I was ripping the label off my bulmers she was like "LOL, ARE YOU SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED THEH JOE?"

I just stared her in the eyes and said "Yes. Incredibly so".

She shut up.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

should of said "why, do you want to go out back and bend over a keg?"

[Danroush]

apparently if you rip the labels of drink bottles it means you're sexually frustrated

I watched a mate of mine peel all the labels off her Brothers bottle yesterday, and I wondered whether to bring this up or not.

I always mention it, it's a good way of finding out someone's sense of humour

[Freyja]

http://didyouknowarchive.com/?p=331
"The device, known as The Rape-Axe, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker’s body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists."

Awesome.

[thehairyone]

What I've always wondered with that.... would you really be willing to wear it all night? Also, what happens if you pull, and forget about it...

[Freyja]

Haha, I'd see it more as something you put in before walking home at the end of the night, if you're walking alone.

[tranmerefan]

http://didyouknowarchive.com/?p=331
"The device, known as The Rape-Axe, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker’s body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists."

Awesome.

That sounds painful. Lucky I'm not in the habit of raping people and only putting it in places where I have consent really.

[Jobdone]

Basically all that's telling me is that I should start sticking it in the pooper for fear of spikes in the cunt.

[peypea]

But what if they introduce one for the pooper?

[Alex.]

But what if they introduce one for the pooper?

Then God helps us all! I imagine insertion and removal of a pooper version wouldn't be too great.