A free-for-all thread

[Ross]

too... much..... laughter...

can't.... feee... face...

[Heralder]

he looks like a pussy to me.....

[Karl Gibbens]

Im sure Mulk's picture is doctored!! ive been watching it for like, 5 minutes now, and the cat still hasn't changed the ammo clip!!

used to be Sean Connery's cat ever se him reload?

[Heralder]

Liar

[lars_ulrichs_blister]

bastard snow has ruined my day!! Today is my dads birthday, and we usually just pile into the car and head off somewhere for a nice meal. With 6" of snow on the ground it wasnt going to happen today so we stayed put. We had a smashing roast dinner and a couple of beer's and dad suggested i watch the liverpool v arsenal game on sky ( My dad'sa liverpool fan!) with him, so cue him getting all arsey because they get beat. so i leave him to it and head home via the shop for a jar of coffee. i fall over at least twice in the slippy snow and am then promptly ambushed by the kids at the bottom of the road with snowballs!! Im busting a gut to go the loo and am promptley reminded im out of bog roll. ive got to go out to the shop again, and i bet you those bloody kids are waiting for me...........

[Ross]

Make a pre-emptive strike LUB! You've got all that walking distance between you and the kids to roll an uber snowball and bury them when you get there

[Heralder]

Take a backpack and pretend you is a suicide bomber, that will scare em off

[Twaddlefish]

In another case of political correctness turned madness i saw in the paper yesterday that no longer will nurserys teach children Ba Ba Black Sheep it will now be taught as Ba Ba Rainbow Sheep

Please tell me that's some kind of joke

See, this is what I hate about this country. Oh well, I've always said fuck political correctness!

Baa Baa Sheep of no particular ethnic origin?

[Xzar]

I read the same article 4 years ago now in an English Lesson, when a school in London had changed it to Baa Baa Blue Sheep.

It's a pile of shit, it really is.

[Xzar]

I read the same article 4 years ago now in an English Lesson, when a school in London had changed it to Baa Baa Blue Sheep.

It's a pile of shit, it really is - if anything (which it isn't) then the song is making out the black sheep to be something special and valued because of it's qualities!

[Ross]

My kid is going to sing bah bah black sheep. Because theres no such thing as blue sheep, the odd sheep out of the crowd are black sheep. No political undertones, its not subversive racist propaganda, its a fucking nursery rhyme.

Bollocks, they can lock me up if they want.

[Jonoleth]

Bollocks, they can lock me up if they want.

They probably will, but not for the rhyme.

[Sherry]

Bollocks, they can lock me up if they want.

They probably will, but not for the rhyme.

lmfao

[Richie Hell]

Waaa, me and my girlfriend broke my bed.

[Jonoleth]

The gods of Emo are getting back at you for being happy...