Gandalf the Red wrote:"Hello Mr Rees-Mogg, can Sixtus come out and play?"
Can you imagine a kid getting through the security gate, walking a mile down his driveway, avoiding getting pecked by the free-roaming pheasants and lowering the drawbridge on the moat to knock his castle door, just to get told Sixtus can't come out?
Jacob Rees-Mogg should be everything I hate but he's so cartoonish that he's strangely likable.