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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Noodle » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:36 am

Womble wrote:So, how do short-haired folk deal with bed hair at festivals? I've just realised this may be a slight issue at BOA now. :lol:

Because people look pristine at festivals anyway.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Applecore » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:53 am

I wash my hair daily, so it usually feels pretty minging by the Friday. In which case, patting it down works. If not, wet wipe and a comb should do the trick.

Failing that, I stop giving a fuck because like Noodle suggested, people don't tend to look their best at festivals anyway :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Womble » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:36 pm

I know, it's mostly because I have a killer cowlick that gets cemented down with product every day.

I think I should just invest in a decent hat...
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby peypea » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Or maybe just wash? :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Womble » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:20 pm

peypea wrote:Or maybe just wash? :P


... Oh yeah. That's kind of reasonable with my current length. :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:53 pm

Yeah showering is an option, its not like Wacken where you are put off the sight of Bockwurst because of the communal showers.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jim » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:04 pm

Turbo wrote:Yeah showering is an option, its not like Wacken where you are put off the sight of Bockwurst because of the communal showers.


You're put off the sight, but never put off for long.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:06 pm

:lol: :lol:



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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jim » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:08 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Moonburp » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:47 pm

Turbo wrote:Yeah showering is an option, its not like Wacken where you are put off the sight of Bockwurst because of the communal showers.

Man up and dive in :P Tbh the Wacken showers aren't too bad.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:25 pm

Ah, the memory of my pasty, punier 21 y/o English self wandering into the showers and tolerating the stares of the more successfully sun-kissed Germans.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Moonburp » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:40 pm

NeglectedField wrote:Ah, the memory of my pasty, punier 21 y/o English self wandering into the showers and tolerating the stares of the more successfully sun-kissed Germans.

You got stares? I can't help but feel irrational envy.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby NeglectedField » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:16 pm

Nah they were more "blates English" :lol:
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Turbo » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:20 pm

So they weren't looking you up and down licking their lips then?



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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Fjar » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:15 am

Wearing a swimsuit in the showers at Wacken is like holding up a neon sign, 'BRITISH PRUDE'. :lol:

And then a stark naked, super hot German leans over and asks if she can borrow your shampoo. Unf. Cringe. Hng.
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