A free-for-all thread

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby metalsam » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:04 pm

tell us her name / post a link already.

Edit: Most boring porn ever.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:12 pm

Well according to her it was a "personal sex tape" that was never meant to be made public. She blatantly intended to leak it though.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby metalsam » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:16 pm

That makes it even worse, it's one thing to not be able to act but another to look bored while you're normally doing it XD
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Noodle » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:47 pm

Just noticed that if you have tabs open in Chrome and hover the mouse over the other tabs, a subtle glow follows it.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby peypea » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:46 pm

For some reason agreed to work 7am - 6pm tomorrow. Not quite sure what possessed me...
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:23 pm

peypea wrote:For some reason agreed to work 7am - 6pm tomorrow. Not quite sure what possessed me...


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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby peypea » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:28 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
peypea wrote:For some reason agreed to work 7am - 6pm tomorrow. Not quite sure what possessed me...


The tasty tasty monies?

Probably. And having nothing to do anymore. The only thing I've got planned this week is a blood test.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby kaosweaver20 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:00 pm

So, I have about one hour until bedtime. 8) Somebody tell me an interesting fact. AND MAKE IT SO DAMN INTERESTING THAT MY HEAD EXPLODES.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby metalsam » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:50 pm

In some species, the female doesn't have a vagina, so the male has a barbed penis, breaks through the females skin, then spunks all up inside her.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby thehairyone » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:56 pm

Told a PCSO off for cycling on the pavement earlier. Tried to convince me that it was unenforceable, right up until I shower him no cycling sign at the beginning of the path.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby some_thing_wild » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:27 am

If you had a clone of yourself...
Would you fuck it?
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Danroush » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:33 am

some_thing_wild wrote:If you had a clone of yourself...
Would you fuck it?


If it was female and as willing as me then why not?
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Nantha » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:27 am

Nah, it'd be crap in bed :P
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby NeglectedField » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:19 pm

some_thing_wild wrote:If you had a clone of yourself...
Would you fuck it?


No, besides if we had identical minds we'd both run away. A female version of me would pretty much be my sister. End of that conundrum.
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby AidanParry » Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:51 pm

I thought my ex was pretty much a female version of me, so it would be hypocritical for me to say no.

But seriously, no.
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