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Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:00 pm
by Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
Gandalf the Red wrote:"Hello Mr Rees-Mogg, can Sixtus come out and play?"
Can you imagine a kid getting through the security gate, walking a mile down his driveway, avoiding getting pecked by the free-roaming pheasants and lowering the drawbridge on the moat to knock his castle door, just to get told Sixtus can't come out?
Jacob Rees-Mogg should be everything I hate but he's so cartoonish that he's strangely likable.
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:57 am
by WorMzy
So how long do you think it'll be before all the missiles N. Korea, Japan and the US are firing into the sea as shows of force pile up to create an artificial landmass, which China then claims is part of their territory?
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:52 pm
by Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
Most of North Korea's ones have only gotten about 50 yards so they have a lot of drifting to do before they even get near international waters
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:51 pm
by Metalchemyst
When I was a kid one of my water-pressured plastic rockets got stuck on the roof and stayed there for years and years.
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:10 pm
by Gandalf the Red
I don't want to skit the guy as he's probably came to an unfortunate end.
But was he Oscar the Grouch or Top Cat?
Missing Airman Known To Sleep In Bins
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-40685185
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:11 am
by some_thing_wild
Flying to cyprus tomorrow, gf is already there
Vicky is stating at our hotel
Anyone got anything they want asking should it arise?
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:11 pm
by Noodle
some_thing_wild wrote:Flying to cyprus tomorrow, gf is already there
Vicky is stating at our hotel
Anyone got anything they want asking should it arise?
Call the bands she books shit, then try to blag a tree ticket saying it's the best festival ever. Set up a wordpress account and tell her you'll review BOA 2018. Explain that the review would be good for exposure and resulting ticket sales for 2019. Good luck.
Or you could just talk about the nice weather like most strangers do in small talk.
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:29 pm
by Gandalf the Red
What's this guy doing next August?
Could do with someone to carry the beers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-euro ... cord-again
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:50 pm
by Black Wizard
There could be a beer carrying competition instead of the strongman thing.
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:04 am
by houston4044
As long as entry is free I'll try, I promise not to walk off with the beers
more than 3 times and then come back to try again
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:26 pm
by Metalchemyst
Best TV documentary of the Gunpowder Plot there has been:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StwIeUnz0FQ
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:55 pm
by Gandalf the Red
The Welsh must be shitting themselves.
Sheep 'can recognise human faces'.
"Now which one was it Fluffy? Can you point him out in the ID parade?"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-41905652
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:19 pm
by houston4044
For extra credit the Uni has told them to get the sheep to form a team to play guess who
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 pm
by Gandalf the Red
Remember the old Assembly Rooms in Derby....
Happy Christmas Derby!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-de ... e-42180763
Re: A free-for-all thread
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:41 am
by houston4044
"view the tree from a safe distance"