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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:50 pm
by Richie Hell
Right now me and my girlfriend watching Deal or No Deal while playing with the game, picking all the same boxes, and seeing who does better.
Sad, but fun...
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:59 pm
by Richie Hell
Richie Hell wrote:Right now me and my girlfriend watching Deal or No Deal while playing with the game, picking all the same boxes, and seeing who does better.
Sad, but fun...
Update: Guy on TV got £5, we got £50,000!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:29 pm
by Rocky
lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Bollocks, i need to have root canal surgery. Fuck it, i cant afford that, ill just get it whipped out.
Seriously; dont have root canal. The pain is awful
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:08 pm
by MetalDuck
Rocky wrote:lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Bollocks, i need to have root canal surgery. Fuck it, i cant afford that, ill just get it whipped out.
Seriously; dont have root canal. The pain is awful
You great big wimp! My recent dental diary:
January..............4 front teeth and 2 molars extracted, and bone grafts (one appointment 1.5 hours)
Feb...................3 More molars out, more bone grafts and keyhole surgery to do an upper sinus lift. (One appointment 2+ hours)
March............. 2 Canines, 2 molars and an impacted wisdom out. (One appointment 1 hour)
Still to come in July.........2 pre-molars to be extracted, another sinus lift and 8 titanium dental implants to be fitted. These will eventually support a full set of nice shiny new individual permanent teeth and I'll then be able to throw this horrid denture away.
So trust me, root canals are nowt....and I've had a few of those done over the years.
The most painful bit of what I'm having done - the £24,000 bill!!!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:56 pm
by Xzar
I was going to say Bill... you're lucky you can afford it
Recently I had a filling re-done, which was fine, and also a clean up with a drill/grinder thing or whatever it is - only the dentist seemed more keen on jamming it into my gums
I was bleeding for ages.
Also like to remind everyone to watch Eurovision for Lordi
And that Britain's entry is worth a look because one of the schoolgirl dancing girls is pretty hot. Hmm. I think I'm devolving, but it is Eurovision after all!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:10 pm
by MetalDuck
Xzar wrote: I was going to say Bill... you're lucky you can afford it
I can't - it will put me heavily in debt...but with disintegrating bones I've no choice
The fact I'll get a Hollywood smile at the end of it is some consolation tho.
Xzar wrote: Also like to remind everyone to watch Eurovision for Lordi Very Happy And that Britain's entry is worth a look because one of the schoolgirl dancing girls is pretty hot. Hmm. I think I'm devolving, but it is Eurovision after all!
I think I'll be in the Snooty when this on, but I had the misfortune of seeing the UK entry earlier tonight - fucking chav shite - its always a mistake to allow the British General Public to decide these things.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:42 am
by Lee Bloodstock
MetalDuck wrote:The most painful bit of what I'm having done - the £24,000 bill!!!
Should have taken a few long weekends away in Hungary......that 24k bill would have been more like 10k, including your travel and accomodation costs!
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 am
by Big D
Xzar wrote:2="MetalDuck
Xzar wrote: Also like to remind everyone to watch Eurovision for Lordi Very Happy And that Britain's entry is worth a look because one of the schoolgirl dancing girls is pretty hot. Hmm. I think I'm devolving, but it is Eurovision after all!
I think I'll be in the Snooty when this on, but I had the misfortune of seeing the UK entry earlier tonight - fucking chav shite - its always a mistake to allow the British General Public to decide these things.
The UK entry is a joke and not a funny one. Plus, the guy performing it is exactly the sort of scrote that makes our pubs such fun places.
Still, when Lordi come on it should be fun to hear jaws dropping across Europe.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:09 am
by Davros
Also don't forget that because of football Doctor Who is on an hour earlyer at 6:00.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:36 am
by Richie Hell
MetalDuck wrote:The most painful bit of what I'm having done - the £24,000 bill!!!
Shit, is it really worth it?
That's ridiculous. More than a year's wages, twice as much as the government expects me to survive on for 3 years, enough to buy a very nice car, a third of a house, or a very nice holiday to the moon! (well, not quite...)
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:51 pm
by bungle
http://www.fat-pie.com/thursdaywithdevvo.htm
this guy is well funny.proper chav but really funny.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:54 pm
by Raven
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:00 pm
by bungle
for one night only im gonna become a southener. come on the arsenal
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:11 pm
by Ross
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg..."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:18 pm
by Dreamland
Aye a friend of mine has the DVD of all of the episodes, a lot of them are a great laugh!