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Postby Lick Mars » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:54 pm

Harry wrote:
Lick Mars wrote:http://www.studentrecipes.com/ - check out todays top recipe :lol: I could actually just eat that


Jesus wept!

Cheers for the link tho, will have a gander around that :)

damnit it changed, already :? it was crisps and gravy when I looked :lol:
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Postby Sherry » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:37 am

From Popbitch...

" Iraq to get the Goodbye Effect

Lets hope the US doesn't pull out of Iraq until
we can see their great new weapon, the ADS,
utilised. The ADS is a non-lethal crowd control
weapon that beams microwaves at people, making
them feel like their face is melting and
provoking "highly motivated escape behaviour".
Security experts have called it the
"Goodbye effect".

The ADS has been tested in secret for 10 years,
costing $40m. In human tests most subjects
reach their pain threshold in three seconds -
no-one has passed five seconds. The military
claims its effects don't last long but this has
yet to be checked independently."






http://www.wired.com:80/news/technology/1,72134-0.html



Me want one... :finger:
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Postby The Warlord » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:52 pm

The Rugby Match between Hull and Ipswich has been cancelled because Ipswich has run out of hookers!


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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:30 am

Yorkshire 6 years...13 girls......Ipswich 5 girls 2 weeks.... you can't get quicker than an ipswich ripper...

Bernard Matthews has put a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Norfolk prostitute killer. He said 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my patch'

Whats the difference between the Ipswich prostitute killer, and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box....

Ipswich Rugby Club have cancelled their games untill further notice,due to a lack of hookers.

There is a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees.

It must be freezing in Ipswich.....its been minus 5 since Wednesday

The Ipswich game is off next Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes

SITUATIONS VACANT: Prostitutes wanted in Ipswich, good rates of pay, but the shifts are murder.....

also... and this is gospel...

The father of one of the girls said,

"She was a wonderful child. She gave to everyone."

:eyes:
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Postby The Warlord » Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:57 am

Sammi Curr wrote:Yorkshire 6 years...13 girls......Ipswich 5 girls 2 weeks.... you can't get quicker than an ipswich ripper...

Bernard Matthews has put a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Norfolk prostitute killer. He said 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my patch'

Whats the difference between the Ipswich prostitute killer, and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box....

Ipswich Rugby Club have cancelled their games untill further notice,due to a lack of hookers.

There is a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees.

It must be freezing in Ipswich.....its been minus 5 since Wednesday

The Ipswich game is off next Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes

SITUATIONS VACANT: Prostitutes wanted in Ipswich, good rates of pay, but the shifts are murder.....

also... and this is gospel...

The father of one of the girls said,

"She was a wonderful child. She gave to everyone."

:eyes:
:lol: were sick people and were going to hell
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Postby The Warlord » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:00 am

Got this out of a christmas cracker at work and i promise u its shit..........




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Who is the most famous american wife?


Mrs Sippie




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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:24 am

The Warlord wrote:
Sammi Curr wrote:Yorkshire 6 years...13 girls......Ipswich 5 girls 2 weeks.... you can't get quicker than an ipswich ripper...

Bernard Matthews has put a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Norfolk prostitute killer. He said 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my patch'

Whats the difference between the Ipswich prostitute killer, and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box....

Ipswich Rugby Club have cancelled their games untill further notice,due to a lack of hookers.

There is a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees.

It must be freezing in Ipswich.....its been minus 5 since Wednesday

The Ipswich game is off next Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes

SITUATIONS VACANT: Prostitutes wanted in Ipswich, good rates of pay, but the shifts are murder.....

also... and this is gospel...

The father of one of the girls said,

"She was a wonderful child. She gave to everyone."

:eyes:
:lol: were sick people and were going to hell


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Take her to Ipswich
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Postby Ross » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:21 pm


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Postby ribbons69 » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:30 pm

A bloke walks into Asda,unzips his trousers and plonks his circumsised knob on the checkout,and says "lets see you roll this fucker back!"
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Postby Nantha » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:19 pm

apple juice has more calories than orange juice

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Postby Xzar » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:59 pm

Sammi Curr wrote:Yorkshire 6 years...13 girls......Ipswich 5 girls 2 weeks.... you can't get quicker than an ipswich ripper...

Bernard Matthews has put a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Norfolk prostitute killer. He said 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my patch'

Whats the difference between the Ipswich prostitute killer, and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box....

Ipswich Rugby Club have cancelled their games untill further notice,due to a lack of hookers.

There is a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees.

It must be freezing in Ipswich.....its been minus 5 since Wednesday

The Ipswich game is off next Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes

SITUATIONS VACANT: Prostitutes wanted in Ipswich, good rates of pay, but the shifts are murder.....

also... and this is gospel...

The father of one of the girls said,

"She was a wonderful child. She gave to everyone."

:eyes:


And this is the (potential - yeah right) killer's (rather boring) myspace;

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=85784962

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Postby The Warlord » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:28 pm

Have you seen that the ghost of Steve Irwin is Haunting Ipswich?


He's looking for something with big flaps and smells of fish.
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Postby The Warlord » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:30 pm

Xzar wrote:
Sammi Curr wrote:Yorkshire 6 years...13 girls......Ipswich 5 girls 2 weeks.... you can't get quicker than an ipswich ripper...

Bernard Matthews has put a £10,000 reward for the arrest of the Norfolk prostitute killer. He said 'I've been strangling birds here for years, this is my patch'

Whats the difference between the Ipswich prostitute killer, and Mr Kipling?
Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box....

Ipswich Rugby Club have cancelled their games untill further notice,due to a lack of hookers.

There is a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich, he keeps leaving prossies under trees.

It must be freezing in Ipswich.....its been minus 5 since Wednesday

The Ipswich game is off next Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes

SITUATIONS VACANT: Prostitutes wanted in Ipswich, good rates of pay, but the shifts are murder.....

also... and this is gospel...

The father of one of the girls said,

"She was a wonderful child. She gave to everyone."

:eyes:


And this is the (potential - yeah right) killer's (rather boring) myspace;

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... D=85784962




Seems the police have closed the page.
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Postby Ross » Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:06 pm

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Postby The Warlord » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:13 pm

N e 1 wanna buy a Saddam Hussain T-Shirt?

Its a bit tight around the neck but it hangs well.
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