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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:55 pm

What happened to the myspace thread?? cant find it.....

*starts new one*
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Postby The Warlord » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:39 pm

Lick Mars wrote::lol: well you cant be as bored as I am, I just made the most gayest post ever on facebook. Facebook isnt even good, its actually fucking boring but my old school friends go on their so I'm always getting added and like to make out that I'm doing better than them all and have a more interesting life now :D

but hey you didnt even add me?charming! i kid i kid :lol:
I'm not quite bored enough to go to bed yet, but I'm on my 5th can of lager and dont even feel typsy, which tells me I've been drinking too much lately, wheeey!




Yeah i like to do that to on Friends Reunited ha! Ive just had to set up a new e-mail address to log onto FR....as my old e-mail address was dissalowed and banned for making false posts on former pupils and teachers! :oops:
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Postby The Warlord » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:40 pm

Jonoleth wrote:
The Warlord wrote:Jono's is restricted? :? :o


I'm hiding from you, I knew you'd find me one day....




meh.....i'll just hack you! :D joking m8
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Postby Lick Mars » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:50 pm

MEANINGS OF CAR NAMES

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:53 pm

Like the Porsche quip :lol: :yes:
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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:01 pm

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

......and don't I fucking know it :lol: :rolleyes:
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Postby Lick Mars » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:33 pm

haha, I'm trying to think of one for my skoda

actually fuck it, I just looked on wikipedia "Škoda, in Czech language literally meaning "damage" "
- pretty much says it all! :lol:

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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:40 pm

Bizarre - having a root through the cupboards today and found a jar of:

PEARS PICKLED IN SPICED MALT VINEGAR!!!!

Does that sound disgusting or what......tastes surprisingly errr ok (I think, jury's still out) , although onions would have been much better use of the vinegar.

Anyone else tried, or even seen these?
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Postby Lick Mars » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:54 pm

Pickled pears? sounds like something my grandad would eat.. in fact it sounds like something I'd eat, I wanna try!!
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Postby Fatboy » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:36 pm

Anna Nicole Smith - dies

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

When she was fit she was REALLY FIT and when she wasnt she was REALLY AN UGLY PIG

ooh well

ill find some new huge boobies to think about :twisted:

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Postby morganian666 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:02 am

I'm moving to wales soon anyone on here from near Cardiff?
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Postby bungle » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:01 pm

a women slips naked in her bathroom
does the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny.
her husband tries but cant budge her so he calls his mate
who says "ill go get a hammer, we can break tiles"
the husband says "ok ill lick her ear and play with her tits while your gone".
why? says his mate.
husband replies: "if i can make her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fuckin cheaper.
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Postby Raven » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:03 pm

After no dates or sex for five years, a woman goes to see Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. He says "Take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fast to other side room"...she does this, and Dr Chang says "ok, craw reery reery fas back"

As she did, Dr Chang shook his head, "Your probrem vewy vewy bad - worst case Ed Zachary disease I ever saw, dat is why you get no man"

Woman says "God, what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr says "It's when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse!"

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Postby The Warlord » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:07 am

A Woman been took to hospital after having phone sex!
Doctors removed.....

3 Motorolas
2 Nokias
1 Samsung


....There was no trace of any Seemans
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