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Lee Bloodstock
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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:08 pm

Just seen an advert on the telly for the Xbox with a group of kids singing Poisons "Nothing but a Good Time" :lol:
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Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:18 pm

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Postby Xzar » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:59 pm

lars_ulrichs_blister wrote:Weirdness reigns in scotland....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm


At first that's just funny...

...then you read on and he was in his bedroom. Two cleaners used a master key to open the door he had locked...

...now I'm sorry but what the hell did he do wrong? It amounts to nothing more than having a slightly weird wank in your own bedroom. If two cleaners come into your locked room then it's THEIR problem. Fucking hell.

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Postby sacriment » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:04 pm

The Warlord wrote:Doesn't matter i realised i searched for summat with UK in it earlier and had google toolbar highlighter still on :lol: i feel a right daft cunt now :oops:



yes you do sound like a right daft cunt
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Postby Rickles_the_Mighty » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:06 pm

metalgoth wrote:
The Warlord wrote:Doesn't matter i realised i searched for summat with UK in it earlier and had google toolbar highlighter still on :lol: i feel a right daft cunt now :oops:



yes you do sound like a right daft cunt


You sound nice.
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Postby sacriment » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:14 am

Rickles_the_Mighty wrote:
metalgoth wrote:
The Warlord wrote:Doesn't matter i realised i searched for summat with UK in it earlier and had google toolbar highlighter still on :lol: i feel a right daft cunt now :oops:



yes you do sound like a right daft cunt


You sound nice.



yeah i know but as part of the internet it dont mean any harm and he/she knows that
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Postby Freakshow Nightmare » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:51 am

*facepalm*

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Postby Lick Mars » Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:48 pm

^bloody ell, dont pull up too close behind that bugger haha. looks pretty ugly


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Postby Deli Kate » Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:20 pm

Big D wrote:I want one of these



It would cure tailgaters.
Whitevan man lookout :twisted:
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Postby jackcake » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:10 pm

Deli Kate wrote:
Big D wrote:I want one of these


It would cure tailgaters.
Whitevan man lookout :twisted:


:lol:

Love it!

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Postby Xzar » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:53 pm

Everyone's favourite bearded prankster, Jeremy Beadle, is dead. Another RIP.

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Postby andeh » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:11 pm

*avoids making lame tasteless joke*

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Postby Beardy » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:26 pm

And only 10 years after TV Offal's "honest obituary" of him...

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Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:57 pm

Penis.

That is all.
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