A free-for-all thread

Put the world to rights here (off-topic discussion)
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Postby Big D » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:41 pm

God it's quiet on here today.

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Postby Harry » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:38 pm

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle o Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel.

[Yes, stolen from somewhere else]
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Postby Lee Bloodstock » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:50 pm

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your
retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and
you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then.............
You finish off as an orgasm.

Evolution got it all wrong!!
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Postby jackcake » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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Postby Sherry » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:59 am



I love this kind of protest

The best weapon is British humour

Far more effective

I don't really know much about it, but Scientology seems a bit silly!!
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Postby Big D » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:29 pm



I approve of this sort of thing. Especially the gratuitous longcat banner.

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Postby andeh » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:14 pm



Haha, "down with this sorta thing". Looked like fun :P

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Xzar » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:23 pm

HAHAHAHA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cYl7WsZYmJA

Two Swedish black metal fans get their ride pimped...

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby jackcake » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:27 pm

Xzar wrote:Two Swedish black metal fans get their ride pimped...


Haha! I can't for the life of me remember where I've seen this before.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby jackcake » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:57 am

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jonoleth » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:00 pm

jackcake wrote:http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/29/anti-democratic/

What on earth..?

I adore this site. :lol:


Tha'ts awesome!

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougoliv ... -rude-but/
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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Miko5 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:29 pm

A bar stool for kilt wearers!

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Melvyn » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:56 pm

:D Nice.

I was tempted to wear a kilt to BOA but decided on a crimson toga instead ;)


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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Miko5 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:31 pm

Dressing up is fun :yes:

Melvyn wrote:I was tempted to wear a kilt to BOA but decided on a crimson toga instead


One like this?

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Although, that is technically scarlet I think... :lol:

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Re: A free-for-all thread

Postby Jonoleth » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:54 am

Melvyn wrote:HAVE SOME CAEK http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com


Do that again and I will hunt you down.

Notice the lack of laughing smiley.
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