How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

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How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby gregors666 » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:11 am

is there anything you can mix with it to make a "nice" refreshing deadly drink?
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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:36 pm

Jagermeister poured in a thin line on a toilet seat in Maccies.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby VizardAmata » Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:51 pm

Lemonade works well.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:56 pm

With a refreshing ice cold Red Bull©. It's guaranteed to perk you up with it's stunning mixture of caffeine and flavour.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby jwh20 » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:15 pm

Works well with anything cold, cola, lemonade, red bull, or even just by itself. Warm it's as grim as hell though. Don't drink soft drinks anymore though so rarely have it.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:22 pm

Jager and vanilla milkshake. Im being srs dis tiemz fr realz. Still yet to try Jager and a caramel frappachino from Starbucks but its a work in progress. Jager irn bru also works a treat.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby WorMzy » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:36 pm

Three parts brandy, six parts chocolate baileys, one part strawberry cider, and six raw eggs.

Next to that abomination, Jagermeister will look like the most refreshing drink you've ever seen.

Also, stick it in the freezer. Ice cold Jager is lovely.
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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Gremulon » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:56 pm

As long as it's cold I'd guess most things. Wouldn't fancy drinking straight from a bottle of Jager which had been in my tent in the heat all day :hurl:

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby thehairyone » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:34 pm

Take it ice cold, rectally. You'll never have anything else like it.
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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:58 pm

thehairyone wrote:Take it ice cold, rectally. You'll never have anything else like it.



That's just the best isn't it? For best results insert bottle into anus and do handstands until the entire bottle is chugged.


Edit: You should definitely consider removing bottle before taking up any other activities.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby WorMzy » Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby thehairyone » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:29 pm

Turbo wrote:
thehairyone wrote:Take it ice cold, rectally. You'll never have anything else like it.



That's just the best isn't it? For best results insert bottle into anus and do handstands until the entire bottle is chugged.


Edit: You should definitely consider removing bottle before taking up any other activities.


I always find filtering it through a lemon on the way in to you the best. Makes it fresher.
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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:10 pm

I find Toilet Duck takes the edge off it. :goggly:





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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby Turbo » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:00 pm

Pour it into Bonedusters belly button and do a shot out of there for maximum refreshment.

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Re: How do you mak Jagermeister refreshing?

Postby ocean_of_ypres » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:57 am

Joking aside, drink it with something minty?

I don't mean Mouthwash, by the way. I am not responsible if you do that
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