The Relationships Thread

[clare-l]

because vive la republique

cosigned.
sorry that france is better than you.

[Danroush]

because vive la republique

cosigned.
sorry that france is better than you.

Stop baiting me to reply before the forum ends up exploding for pages and pages about countries...again

[CrappyMike]

france is better than the french bit of canada, thats it, its better than literally nothing else on the planet

[Finnvitka]

France invented wine, therefore France is better than your faves.

And your faves don't have awesome musicals by Boublil and Schonberg.

[clare-l]

because vive la republique

cosigned.
sorry that france is better than you.

Stop baiting me to reply before the forum ends up exploding for pages and pages about countries...again

i'm baiting you?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

France invented wine, therefore France is better than your faves.

Ummm no they didn't. That's a statement of Mike proportions of wrongness.

[Finnvitka]

France invented Jean DuJardin.

[V-Man]

Ummm no they didn't. That's a statement of Mike proportions of wrongness.

I misread that as Mika at first and was gonna be all "Mika aint wrong dowg, just relax, take it eaaaasssyyy"

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

This is what a REAL Frenchman looks like!

[Rwand]

I kinda need some help on this weird situation with my ex as its so confusing so any help is appreciated also take note I'm new to this forum thing so if it gets posted in the wrong place My baad Ill try and keep it short

My ex wasn't faithful in our six month relationship (not long I know but long enough for a first bf) and I didn't know until he fooled around with my best friend and claimed he didn't remember doing that while I was on holiday in america blah blah whole other story so which brought me to the conclusion that he wasn't faithful other times or any other point of the relationship either especially with him working away for work. My fears were confirmed three months after the breakup by his best mate who I have gladly stayed friends with however this best mate then said that he would like for me to become his sex buddy another fact is that he's fine with going behind his best mates back (my ex) (not straight away after saying ex wasn't faithful and all mind) I said I would consider it because not because I want to but because its a great opportunity I'm unsure wether to take because my ex wanted to stay just sexual so therefore i could then have sex with my ex again with no strings only to go 'meh not as good as (..name..), oh yeah I slept with you best mate' suck on that! however I'm quite a nice girl (one of the reasons why the best mate wants to get with me as 'useful candidate') and and so very unsure wether I should grab to opportunity to screw him over and show he messed with the wrong girl...

A better mode of revenge would be this.

1) Flirt outrageously with both the ex and his best mate
2) Invite them both round for a threesome
3) Refuse to get naked til they do, and lie on the bed and make them undress at the foot of the bed
4) Your best friend (or the fastest friend you have would probably be best) jumps out of the wardrobe/bursts through the door/appears at the window on a ladder at the exact moment you roll off the bed
5) SThe friend quickly snaps both fellas in the all between and then runs away
6) Blackmail them with the photo, convince them you've deleted it, then post it on the internet anyway

I like you

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

I don't fuck around when it comes to revenge

[Rwand]

because vive la republique

cosigned.
sorry that france is better than you.

Stop baiting me to reply before the forum ends up exploding for pages and pages about countries...again

Also you said earlier about how before the 1900 France was not too bad in small print or to those words in similar when wasn't it the French revolution in the 1700 where everything went to chaos..

[Danroush]

cosigned.
sorry that france is better than you.

Stop baiting me to reply before the forum ends up exploding for pages and pages about countries...again

i'm baiting you?

From that post, clearly


Luckily other people like Mike decided to back up the realistic view of France anyways

[Finnvitka]

itt: Dan thinks he's right about things.

[clare-l]

oh yep that's why i hid dan's posts because being a bigot is awful