The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:31 pm

Wouldn't do anything if I were you, it's not your place to do so. I'd ask her if she'd like you to have a word with him and go from there

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:59 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Rwand » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:12 pm

Sorry to hear she's got a dicky guy but I kind of disagree with the people who are saying don't do anything as a girl I find it incredibly romantic if a guy is protective like that maybe not beat the shit out of him but telling him to back off mite be cool. :)

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Postby VirginInvader » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:16 pm

Yeah birds love fighting. Always as much as we do. Probably. Or something.
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Postby V-Man » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:19 pm

I count even begin to count how many girls fell madly and uncontrollably in love with me after I battered their dad as an exhibition of my own testosterone fuelled masculinity.
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Postby Danroush » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:35 am

V-Man wrote:I count even begin to count



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:02 am

Kill him with a brick.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:01 am

Personally I think we should hunt him down and take off his skin, fashion the skin into some kind of full body lycra like suit, and have sex with his mother whilst making the girl watch.

And then at the end we should rip off the skin suit and underneaht will be an aging Ashton Kutcher, yelling "YOU GOT PUNK'D".

And then she'll be all "Omg, I can't believe it" blah blah blah, and that's when you swoop in, punch Ashton Kutcher, and eat his heart to take his power.

With your bitching new Ashton Kutcher skills you'll have her swooned in a minute.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:38 pm

Jobdone wrote:Personally I think we should hunt him down and take off his skin, fashion the skin into some kind of full body lycra like suit, and have sex with his mother whilst making the girl watch.

And then at the end we should rip off the skin suit and underneaht will be an aging Ashton Kutcher, yelling "YOU GOT PUNK'D".

And then she'll be all "Omg, I can't believe it" blah blah blah, and that's when you swoop in, punch Ashton Kutcher, and eat his heart to take his power.

With your bitching new Ashton Kutcher skills you'll have her swooned in a minute.


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Postby TwistedSmithster » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:15 pm

Today was a proper piss-take. The same group of friends keep telling me to ask out this girl so after about a month of coffees and general meeting-ups, we went for a long ol' walk because the weather wasn't shite for once. I'm a right amateur at asking girls out so I picked my timing perfect, the spot, everything. I was about to ask her out and then the same friends who told me I should ask her out in the sodding first place turn up unannounced and fuck everything up royally. Agh! Oh well, perseverance...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:51 pm

Well I managed to, with confidence approach and pull a girl for the first time ever since I was dumped. So I like to think I've mostly healed that little wound and can happily move on. Hooray for making out with people! :D
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Postby Applecore » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:52 am

Huzzah!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Trappy666 » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:57 pm

My confidence is pretty low at the moment so I'm trying to sit back on relax. Wait for something to give me a boost then "get on it" as they say. It's going to take time I think?? :?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:34 pm

Keep drinking, keep smoking, everything else tends to take care of itself :yes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby urbanthrash » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:09 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Yeah birds love fighting. Always as much as we do. Probably. Or something.


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