The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Wed May 23, 2012 1:21 am

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Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:go to the forever alone thread. This thread is for people who are actually getting their genitals seen to occasionally.


Waaaait a second, that's not true at all. This place was the exact opposite for many years. Now, I don't claim to have read the last couple of pages, but this place used to be a mecca for whining about loneliness and a 'forever alone' thread is far too gay for most.

Actually, it was set up to whine about relationships.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Wed May 23, 2012 8:59 am

Thank fuck Jess actually came on her period, she's been pissing me off lately and I have been tempted to end it, talking to ex's and girls I have been with in the past and just constantly talking about her ex. I just can't be assed with it anymore, so we decided to have a fun night on Friday.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed May 23, 2012 12:18 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:Thank fuck Jess actually came on her period



That must've been a bit messy?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Wed May 23, 2012 12:23 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:Thank fuck Jess actually came on her period, she's been pissing me off lately and I have been tempted to end it, talking to ex's and girls I have been with in the past and just constantly talking about her ex. I just can't be assed with it anymore, so we decided to have a fun night on Friday.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Kaahl » Wed May 23, 2012 7:00 pm

Women. FFS.

This can be summed up by,
"which fair enough, being a bloke I can see how you wouldnt see that I was after support, not actually asking you to solve problems"

and
"fishing for a certain response isnt the same as emotional blackmail"


Why do you think this behaviour is okay?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Wed May 23, 2012 7:03 pm

First quote: fair does. Second quote: wtf? If it's not that then surely 'guilt-tripping', which is really the same thing.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Wed May 23, 2012 10:40 pm

fishing for a certain response isn't the same as emotional blackmail though

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Kaahl » Wed May 23, 2012 10:55 pm

Nantha wrote:fishing for a certain response isn't the same as emotional blackmail though


It is when they don't get the response they're looking for...
Top and bottom of it is, it's a ridiculous tactic. Just be fucking clear-cut like blokes are ffs.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Immort_Reaper » Thu May 24, 2012 3:53 am

I tongued a girl for a rizzla. I literally feel like a prostitute.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu May 24, 2012 9:29 am

Well that would be because you are one! And a very cheap one at that! :)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JageReturns » Thu May 24, 2012 10:06 am

man-ho

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu May 24, 2012 10:45 am

Immort_Reaper wrote:I tongued a girl for a rizzla. I literally feel like a prostitute.

Don't sell yourself short man. I reckon you could have got a filter and some baccy thrown into the bargain at least. Maybe even a light if you were good :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Thu May 24, 2012 10:48 am

I've done that to get a cigarette before.
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Jess' ex is apparently threatening me, through Jess, the funny thing is, every time I see him, he looks at the ground so much he may as well kiss my feet.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Johnny Tightlips » Thu May 24, 2012 10:54 am

xBERSERKERx wrote:My ex is apparently threatening me, through Jess, the funny thing is, every time I see him, he looks at the ground so much he may as well kiss my feet.


Am I reading that wrong, or is your ex a dude?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu May 24, 2012 10:57 am

No I read it that way too. I figured that it sort of made sense though :P
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