The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:18 pm

siliconfury wrote:
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WTF? The lesson is to never have feelings. .


No, your lesson is stop dicking about for 6 years, wasting your time on one person just to be told the inevitable.

"Just fucking go for it" is something the perma-alone folk on here have recently discovered.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:31 pm

So the pro's and con's of manning up and going for it with a bird are :

Pro's :

Possible sexytime.
Possible romance.
You at least make them smile for trying.

All good things, no?

Con's:

He/she says no. Now you can try get with one of the other 3.5 billion women on the planet. You may or may not lose a little dignity. Even though you'll both forget about it later in life.

Boo-fucking hoo.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Mvskett » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:38 pm

I feel I should clarify, this wasn't 6 years of watching from afar and beig a pussy. She's someone who has been in and out of my life throughout that time, during which I have previously slept with her and had multiple other relationships. This wasn't lack of manning up, just one of those complicated things. We're from the same home town but met during a summer Job at said home town while both beig at Uni in different parts of the country...

Basically on again off again, finally looked like it was all going to be rainbows and blowjobs but then wasn't.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:59 pm

Mvskett wrote:all going to be rainbows and blowjobs


This phrase alone has redeemed you of your coming-across-as-one-of-the-forever-alone crowd.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:00 pm

Finally deleted my account on Planetrock dating because I was unwilling to pay. Finally tally stood at 14 messages recieved (Zero sent) , at least 2 were under 30. 8) I feel slightly guilty for ignoring them all* but meh. Not willing to pay.


*ok.. just the attractive 26 year old from Wiltshire. The others I'm not arsed about.

I have since learnt that I am a bloke who doesn't like to recieve messages saying something like "soulmate". I do prefer "hello!".
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Postby Andrewhall28 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:21 pm

tranmerefan wrote:I am a bloke who doesn't like to recieve messages saying something like "soulmate". I do prefer "hello!".


I start thinking religious nutter when I hear things like that :lol:

As for my situation, not heard from her in 9 days now, let's just say that's that then :rolleyes:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Andrewhall28 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 3:41 pm

gandalf the red wrote:If someone used 'soulmate' towards me then I would scarper as quickly as my little legs could take me. :lol:

Usually the type of person who believes in star signs and other such nonsense.


I'd have to move at a fast walk I think :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:07 pm

Andrewhall28 wrote:
tranmerefan wrote:I am a bloke who doesn't like to recieve messages saying something like "soulmate". I do prefer "hello!".


I start thinking religious nutter when I hear things like that :lol:


I'd probably start thinking of James Brown and possibly ask her if I could "take it to the bridge".

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Postby CrappyMike » Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:17 pm

So although things seemed to go badly for me with the girl from work, we're still talking. I dont really mind so much that she didnt reply cause i hadnt really been looking too far into it, so i can definitely live with being friends, i would be more annoyed if she stopped talking to me altogether.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby gelder » Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:18 pm

So it appears that me and the girl I've been off/on kinda with for the past few months are now in the officially dating stage. Could not be happier :D
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Postby kanet666 » Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:19 pm

gelder wrote:So it appears that me and the girl I've been off/on kinda with for the past few months are now in the officially dating stage. Could not be happier :D


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urisk » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:02 pm

Closest I've gotten to a date in over 2 years (which isnae bad considering 8-9 months of that was in a relationship :lol: ) was charming 4 rather nice women with my nerdy knowledge of amphibians enough to have them sign up as members of Fife Amphibian and Reptile Group :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:29 am

W00t for gelder!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Immort_Reaper » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:34 am

The ladyfriend is off to Thailand today for a month with no contact. Sadder than I thought I was gonna be about this. D:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azubi » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:52 pm

How come she won't be able to contact you in Thailand?
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