JageReturns wrote:At least I'm good looking. :/
Shame all the ladies know you're a twat though.
JageReturns wrote:At least I'm good looking. :/
Applecore wrote:Started getting lead to believe things may be going somewhere with a girl (an ex of about 4 years ago, actually). Then found out she's on/off with her last boyfriend.
Fucksticks.
VizardAmata wrote:Yeah, with you on that one. They're usually your ex for a reason...
Smindas wrote:Kick him in the shins. With knifey shoes.
Bisset wrote:I'd rather slap my balls with a cheese grater.
Applecore wrote:Only thing that gets me is that we went for a drink and she said how glad she was to be rid of him. He was jealous and got on her nerves all the time, she was happy to be away from him so she could talk to her male friends again. So now she's back with him..?
Chugging_Pus wrote:Applecore wrote:Only thing that gets me is that we went for a drink and she said how glad she was to be rid of him. He was jealous and got on her nerves all the time, she was happy to be away from him so she could talk to her male friends again. So now she's back with him..?
That's because the majority of people are scared of being alone and therefore will fuck the nearest person they have the most intimacy with rather than be single for a while and find new relationships which would have less flaws.
Delightful-Jim wrote:Chugging_Pus wrote:Applecore wrote:Only thing that gets me is that we went for a drink and she said how glad she was to be rid of him. He was jealous and got on her nerves all the time, she was happy to be away from him so she could talk to her male friends again. So now she's back with him..?
That's because the majority of people are scared of being alone and therefore will fuck the nearest person they have the most intimacy with rather than be single for a while and find new relationships which would have less flaws.
Fixed.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.