The Relationships Thread

[Applecore]

Jage, none of us are against people talking about being bummed out by being single. What's annoyed people with your latest moan is that you're whinging about somethnig that hasn't even happened yet.
Not to mention the fact that there are people on here who'd love to only be 3 hours apart, or even have someone 3 hours away. I personally don't think that 3 hours is any real issue of a distance at all. I've travelled that far just to visit a mate at uni and sit in a pub all night.

tl;dr - STFU&GTFO. 3 hours is nothing, especially if it's for someone you give a shit about.

Also, re: your last post - What you post on here is for all of us to see. We all have as much right to read it and get pissed off about it as you do to post it. So how about you flip your own advice around - if you don't like us having a go at you, fuck off with the childish whiny posts.

[Moonburp]

I'm moaning about 3hr distance because it's only ever going to be a fling.

Me and my girlfriend have 1,000 mile difference at the moment so stop whinging. It's only not going to work if you can't be arsed.

Yeah, although do have the advantage of being able to sing the proclaimers to her.

Holy shit yes.

Although I don't think it'd work in the metric system. Or in Spanish.

[JageReturns]

So it is like the four yorkshiremen thing,

Some of us would be happy with a realdoll and some of us would be happy with a cheeky stranger from a homeless man under a bridge etc.

[Applecore]

And now you're just talking shit. Goodbye.

[Moonburp]

So it is like the four yorkshiremen thing,

Some of us would be happy with a realdoll and some of us would be happy with a cheeky stranger from a homeless man under a bridge etc.

Wut

[peypea]

Is that even English? I honestly don't understand any of that.

[Danroush]

I figured it was some reference to something other people knew and I didn't so I just left it so I wouldn't look silly not understanding it, but apparently no one else has a clue anyway

[Applecore]

I tried to foe Jage but it won't work. He just got more annoying

[Delightful-Jim]

See, I'm sure Jage is, beneath the pessimism and vanity, a decent enough guy. I'm just not seeing it. I don't often see him post in any thread that isn't either this one or the Hot Or Not thread. And even then, much of the time he'd just say "nah, she;s not that hot" or "looks like a chick I used to date".

I rarely see him contribute to many other conversations. I know fuck all about him. Other than he likes women but they don't seem to like him. If he wasn't posting on this forum I'd actually have no idea he even liked metal, for example. That's not an issue, It's an observation.

What actually really bugs me is that he is his favourite thing to talk about.

[Cowbacca]

Stop enabling him.

[Immort_Reaper]

Who are we bitching about?

[peypea]

EVERYONE. Because oh my god people and their feelings and OH MY GOD WHAT IF FEELINGS HAPPEN.
Or something.
I need sleep.

[Immort_Reaper]

What're feelings? I need this shit explained to me.

[peypea]

Feelings are when your peen gets hard.
Which is why all girls are heartless cruel bitches. They have no peens so they can't have feelings.

[Immort_Reaper]

So my erectile dysfunction is why I'm a heartless bastard?