The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:23 pm

Scissoring?



Can I watch? :eyes:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:27 pm

FOR ONE MILLION DOLLAH
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:52 pm

peypea wrote:FJAR I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR SCISSOR BABIES


:eyes:


I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AND NOT CREEPED OUT AT ALL. <3
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:53 pm

Fjar wrote:
peypea wrote:FJAR I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR SCISSOR BABIES


:eyes:


I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AND NOT CREEPED OUT AT ALL. <3


SWEET :3 <3
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:27 pm

siliconfury wrote:Scissoring?



Can I watch? :eyes:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby flo » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:21 pm

Urinal2001 wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Kids?! Back away, not today, disco laydeh


Well exactly, lol. Sent a lot of good women running for the hills with that little gem.

In my defense though, id make a kick ass dad. :D


You would be a great dad.
Don't have any for a while, because I need folks to party with :(

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Urinal2001 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:48 pm

flo wrote: Don't have any for a while, because I need folks to party with :(


Are you aware that as a male, i am perfectly able to drink smoke and bungee jump all the way through the pregnancy? Kids or not, I will party alongside you until your inevitable scandal forces you into hiding. When you finally show your face again, my kids will be old enough to know that funny Aunt Flo is the centre of everything fun, and will ignore my warnings to not be led astray by you. Probably ending in the breakdown of my family... the loss of my job.... my hair falling out.... erectile dysfunction.... and a general sense of unease.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:02 pm

Not sure I can be dealing with sprogs at the moment.



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:11 pm

I've far too much ahead of me to have kids now. And really, the only reason I'd want kids now would be to be a better father than my own one, which itself isn't a good enough reason.
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:14 pm

Think my dad has been talking of grandkids since I was 15.



Which in my current place of residence is leaving it late in the day.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:48 am

I've completely gone off the idea of kids, which is handy as if i stay with Welsh Woman I can't see her ever wanting them either.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:17 am

I only want a kid if it looks like this:
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And then the poor sod will be bullied, I'd probably give it some daft name as well. It's a tough call.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Beardy » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:21 am

You're saying you want a ginger kid?






I'm ginger





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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:24 am

You'd love your kid however it turned out I am sure. My only issue with kids is the guarantee I could give it the best upbringing possible, which as I am between countries and poor, is not a great time in my life to consider.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:40 am

Kids?

Sod that. I don't like them and besides, I can't even look after myself.
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