The Relationships Thread
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I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.
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Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.
Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?
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Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.
In my book that translates to 'I just want a good fucking ' nice one
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Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:I asked the girl I fancy out tonight but apparently she doesn't want a boyfriend. Fuck.
Hey, good on you for asking though!
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I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.
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I basically just shout my feelings and then apologise profusely because no-one I like ever likes me back because I'm not good enough or something
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VirginInvader wrote:I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.
As sad as it is I've never done anything other than getting drunk and seeing what happens D: One day I'd like to date someone properly, even if it is lame and American!
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"Let's ride our bikes down to the creek and get milkshakes!"
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I love milkshakes and creeks
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OMG yes. Jamie's coming here next week and I've already planned bike rides for us to go on, except with booze instead of milkshakes
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I hate the word "date" with a passion. Like Graeme said, it feels like something the Americans do in their highschool films. Double date is another one that makes me cringe.
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Drink cheap cider in the park, have disappointing sex and keep one of the great British traditions alive. I bloody hate globalisation, giving women expectations and shit
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Re: The Relationships Thread
TheLotusEater193 wrote:VirginInvader wrote:I swear asking people out is what kids so in American high school movies. Just get drunk and see what happens innit.
As sad as it is I've never done anything other than getting drunk and seeing what happens D: One day I'd like to date someone properly, even if it is lame and American!
Same here, my current relationship was a result of meeting whilst drunk, and it started officially because whilst over at mine the girl just burst out with "so what are we?" which caused a minute or 2 of very childish standoff like behaviour because no one wanted to say the word "relationship" first
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How sweet i love reading these beautiful tales.
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