The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:22 am

tranmerefan wrote:
jackcake wrote:I had a date this evening.

Yeah, I know.


Nice :yes:

How did it go?


A bit 'meh', if I'm honest. I'm not sure if I'm attracted to her and struggled for stuff to talk about. She started yawning a fair bit and left after an hour. I might see her again though I'm taking the yawning as a hint.

I enjoyed the three-mile walk home better, it was a nice chance to reflect on shit. I'm missing the close company but in one dirty great contradiction find myself drained and intimidated by human interaction.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Delightful-Jim » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm

jackcake wrote:I'm missing the close company but in one dirty great contradiction find myself drained and intimidated by human interaction.



Story of my life, right there. :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dansiferum » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:06 pm

Cheers guys! In addition to all of this my job is abysmal so I'm looking forward to moving back north. Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:21 pm

Dansiferum wrote:Cheers guys! In addition to all of this my job is abysmal so I'm looking forward to moving back north. Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.


I'd actually forgotten about that :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JrHunter » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:23 pm

Dansiferum wrote:Jamie, I may take you up on the offer. What with your mum loving me and everything.


No! You are not going to be my new Dad!! :x :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby fluffymoo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:47 pm

Tbf, your mum has the most amazing legs.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JrHunter » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:57 pm

Can we not start the whole thing about my Mum again please? :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:09 pm

PICS PLS
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JrHunter » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:12 pm

peypea wrote:PICS PLS


NO!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dansiferum » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:24 pm

Oh dear, what have I started...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:30 pm

JrHunter wrote:
peypea wrote:PICS PLS


NO!


BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT HER

NEEEEEEED
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:51 pm

peypea wrote:
JrHunter wrote:
peypea wrote:PICS PLS


NO!


BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT HER

NEEEEEEED


fo rizzle dawg.

i need to see dem pins.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:52 pm

:lol: Joe, I read that, and I believe that can only be read, in Snoop Dog's voice.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:14 pm

Jamie's mum. Moo's mum. PHOARRRRR.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:56 pm

Just got an email stating:

"Kareena, 25, 5ft 5in

IT employee

Love movies, books, dancing, painting, and calligraphy

Could be your life partner. Meet Kareena at SimplyMarry.com, the only Indian Matrimonial site where it's free to exchange contact details."


Looks like I've got a date for Valentines.
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