The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:03 am

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Turbo wrote:I personally feel I got more female attention when I had long hair, regardless of what music they were into. Even if they were eyeing me up only thinking, "damn, I really want to plait his hair."



Which I promptly allowed because I could honestly sit there for days with a woman playing with my hair.


I introduced a "no shirts" rule for plaiting my hair.




I am alot less demanding. Ill take someone running their fingers through my hair under any circumstances. I am a total whore for that shit.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:05 am

I'd charge a pint of ale. It was ace.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:36 am

How the fuck have I ended up being the guy who has two tinder dates on Wednesday?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:46 am

Are they at the same time, in two restaurants across the street from each other?

You might be in a bad sitcom there Moonsby.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:41 pm

Jobdone wrote:Are they at the same time, in two restaurants across the street from each other?

You might be in a bad sitcom there Moonsby.

Nah, same restaurant, same table. Much less legwork.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Potato-Jim » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:00 pm

Moonburp wrote:
Jobdone wrote:Are they at the same time, in two restaurants across the street from each other?

You might be in a bad sitcom there Moonsby.

Nah, same restaurant, same table. Much less legwork.



Show up in glasses with a pen and notepad, and tell them to sell themselves. Like X-Factor, but not really. :D

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:43 pm

Potato-Jim wrote:
Moonburp wrote:
Jobdone wrote:Are they at the same time, in two restaurants across the street from each other?

You might be in a bad sitcom there Moonsby.

Nah, same restaurant, same table. Much less legwork.



Show up in glasses with a pen and notepad, and tell them to sell themselves. Like X-Factor, but not really. :D


So, um, like hi, my name is Stacy, and, um, I like coffee and sucking golfballs through a hosepipe.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:00 pm

thehairyone wrote:
So, um, like hi, my name is Stacy, and, um, I like coffee and sucking golfballs through a hosepipe.




pm me.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:02 pm

thehairyone wrote:
So, um, like hi, my name is Stacy, and, um, I like coffee and sucking golfballs through a hosepipe.

Sounds very uncomfortable, Stacy. I would not like my golf balls sucked up through my proverbial hosepipe. Goodbye.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:38 pm

You fucking stud.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nichrome » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:14 am

gandalf the red wrote:I take it that "Normies" is the same as "Straights". We used to use that all the time to describe straight laced people. I think it came out of the Hippy culture.


Until the gays turned that to mean something different. It wasn't anything to do with sexuality.


This. Christ, people will get their knickers in a twist about anything. It's not a derogatory term in the slightest.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:43 am

We think we're the normies, its just everyone else that's strange. :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:54 am

u laff at me coz im diffrnt i laff at u cos ur all da same.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:01 pm

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:07 pm

Wroooooooong threeeeeeeead.
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