The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jim » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:27 pm

Is it a windows phone? Power + Volume Down will save a screenshot.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby JamieH » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:47 pm

Smindas wrote:Hmm, no idea what it is on my phone.



http://www.google.co.uk :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:00 am

What is this Google of which you speak, young Jamie? Below are a couple of highlights. I've had like a bajillion matches, it's slightly terrifying.

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Chicks dig pizza.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Potato-Jim » Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:12 am

Brilliant :lol:

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Postby Johnny Tightlips » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:42 pm

5 years for Charley and I today, it seems to have flown by! (in case anyone who cares missed it on Facebook, we got engaged in November as well)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:37 pm

I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.

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Postby Gandalf the Red » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:14 pm

You've got to go dressed like this. :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby peypea » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:48 pm

Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:25 pm

Gandalf, if it wasn't tomorrow, I would definitely look in to sorting out something hilarious like that :lol:

Ania, just sign up to Tinder as a pizza and make a lot of terrible puns. Eventually some people start questioning whether you're a pizza and you have to come clean. Then they give you their number. Boom.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Katesyl » Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:27 am

Why were there no pizzas when I was on Tinder I like pizzas :(

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Noodle » Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:57 am

Turn up as a calzone. No one likes a topless show-off on the first date. Unless it's in Cheshire.
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Postby Applecore » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:28 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:53 am

So my favourite couple. The two who had been together for ever, loved each other more than I thought was possible, broke up today.
I always looked to them for inspiration and when I felt crap about my history of failure after failure and thought it'd be fine cos one day I'd have that.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:25 pm

Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


You sir are a legend. You best be taking her out for pizza!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby tranmerefan » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:00 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:I have now got a date after posing as a pizza.

Modern life is fucking weird.


You sir are a legend. You best be taking her out for pizza!


:lol: :lol:

Yeah. Take her to Pizza Express; continue the joke on! ;)
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